I Have Butterflies In My Stomach Because I Eat Caterpillars
of 43 votes, 56% like it
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Cavemen Know How To Rock!
of 33 votes, 52% like it
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Schizophrenia makes for more friends.
of 35 votes, 46% like it
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Dinosaur. The original white meat.
of 43 votes, 65% like it
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Superhero looking for sidekick. Must look good in tights.
of 44 votes, 73% like it
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The best things in life are artificial.
of 36 votes, 47% like it
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We Still Accept You Pluto
of 41 votes, 59% like it
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Grab life by the hand and look before you cross the street.
of 31 votes, 68% like it
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A heart of gold would pollute your bloodstream.
of 34 votes, 65% like it
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Eskimos often get cold feet.
of 30 votes, 57% like it
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Drastic times call for bigger clocks.
of 46 votes, 59% like it
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Mary had a little lamb and some green peas on the side.
of 33 votes, 55% like it
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When pigs fly they will be classified as birds.
of 34 votes, 62% like it
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If you want your dreams to come true you shouldn't sleep.
of 25 votes, 68% like it
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Dropped as a child, thrown as an adult.
of 30 votes, 63% like it
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Tomatoes are the outcast of the fruit world.
of 29 votes, 62% like it
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