Life Sentence: Permanent spot in jail and Santa's naughty list.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I Have Butterflies In My Stomach Because I Eat Caterpillars
of 42 votes, 55% like it
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Cavemen Know How To Rock!
of 33 votes, 52% like it
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Schizophrenia makes for more friends.
of 35 votes, 46% like it
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Dinosaur. The original white meat.
of 42 votes, 64% like it
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Superhero looking for sidekick. Must look good in tights.
of 43 votes, 72% like it
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The best things in life are artificial.
of 36 votes, 47% like it
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We Still Accept You Pluto
of 39 votes, 56% like it
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Grab life by the hand and look before you cross the street.
of 31 votes, 68% like it
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A heart of gold would pollute your bloodstream.
of 33 votes, 64% like it
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Eskimos often get cold feet.
of 30 votes, 57% like it
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Drastic times call for bigger clocks.
of 45 votes, 58% like it
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Mary had a little lamb and some green peas on the side.
of 31 votes, 52% like it
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When pigs fly they will be classified as birds.
of 34 votes, 62% like it
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He who stands before me blocks my view.
of 27 votes, 70% like it
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If you want your dreams to come true you shouldn't sleep.
of 25 votes, 68% like it
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Dropped as a child, thrown as an adult.
of 28 votes, 61% like it
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Tomatoes are the outcast of the fruit world.
of 28 votes, 61% like it
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