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jmariec
jmariec aka Jessica Marie is a 22.31 year old girl, has been a member since July 16, 2009, has scored 0 submissions, giving an average score of 0.00, helping 0 designs get printed.
QIJMENCHGTKMDHATROLMBD- I bet you tried to figure that out.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
The Best part of waking up is.... I give up. There's no good part
of 20 votes, 10% like it
I'm too sleepy to be witty
of 20 votes, 20% like it
I had Imaginary Friends befrore Foster's made them popular
of 20 votes, 5% like it
ZZZZzzzz.......
of 25 votes, 16% like it
What do you mean there's more to life than shopping?
of 25 votes, 12% like it
You smell Purdy.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
I like cookies. Give me cookies.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
This place is as good as any for a nap....
of 24 votes, 33% like it
When life gives me lemons, I throw them at stupid boys.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
Easily Distract.... LOOK AT THAT SQUIRREL!!!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
Go read your own shirt!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
Ch<3colate! =D
of 21 votes, 19% like it
It takes real talent to trip up AND down the stairs. I'm talented
of 18 votes, 17% like it
Feed me Chocolate.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
Bacon Lover
of 19 votes, 37% like it
I can see you reading my shirt... now stop staring at my boobs!
of 16 votes, 25% like it
My shirt is almost as Hackin awesome as a Fred shirt
of 18 votes, 17% like it
One time I rofl'd, and got Carpet burn.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
Just because your shirt is funny, doesn't mean you are too
of 21 votes, 33% like it
I was born human....
of 22 votes, 14% like it
Grrrr......
of 22 votes, 27% like it
Drama Queen!!!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
I <3 Nerds... and Jocks and Actors and Jerks and Artists and..
of 24 votes, 17% like it
I'm single.....
of 20 votes, 20% like it
Life gives dyslexic people melons.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
Don'tcha wish your T-Shirt was hot like ME... mine? me?...
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Because I'm grown. The End.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
Just keep swimming, Just keep swimming swimming swimming....
of 16 votes, 31% like it
Facebook Me. ;-)
of 17 votes, 18% like it
You ROCK
of 16 votes, 19% like it
One step closer, and I'll drop kick you in the throat.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Just because I said lol doesn't mean it was funny
of 17 votes, 29% like it
I don't understand why you thought I wanted to talk to you.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Sometimes I pretend I'm British
of 20 votes, 15% like it
As a black person, I reserve the right to make racist jokes
of 19 votes, 16% like it
If I'm Dorris Day, then I hope you're Rock Hudson.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
I'm pretty much addicted to witty T-shirts
of 22 votes, 23% like it
It's not arrogance when it's obvious....
of 20 votes, 20% like it
If you keep staring, I'll have to hit you.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
Yes as a matter of fact, I do always look this good!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
The lactose intolerant like cheese too! Just run when they eat it
of 20 votes, 15% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
"Guys only like girls that have skills"
of 16 votes, 6% like it
"REJECT"
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Eww, do you kiss your mother with that face?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
How come the only sour fruit life gives is lemons???
of 16 votes, 6% like it
I just wanna make cookies!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
I like Fire....
of 12 votes, 8% like it
I like to sniff cheese
of 13 votes, 8% like it
I should have an Australian accent
of 16 votes, 6% like it
I'm the Man. Not A man, just THE Man.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
If I give you a dollar, will you leave me alone?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
Leave MJ alone. He never did anything to you!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Oh yeah?? Well.... Your MOM!!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
So are you always this lame, or is this just for me?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
The future Mrs. Edward Cullen
of 17 votes, 6% like it
This shirt is funny, you're just a hater.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
Vassup!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
WARNING: If you're not funny, don't speak to me. No really.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
When God made you, he made you in a petrie dish!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
^^^ Old Cat Lady in the making.
of 17 votes, 6% like it

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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

All about me

About me.... well I'm a college student. Culinary Arts/Ceramics major. I love Jesus Christ, I plan on traveling the world, and my favorite foods are bacon and bleu cheese. (just not together LOL)