(front says) Read back (back says) Read front
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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My tweets benefit mankind.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I am the way I am because of you.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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DONT STEAL! The government hates competition!!
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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I am about to take five seconds away from your life.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Talk to the pants.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I'm the best thing that ever happend to you.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Candy is bitter compared to you.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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If you can read this, THEN BACK OFF!!!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I am the best thing that ever popped out of a vagina"
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I got this shirt for free.99!!!
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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WATCH YOUR DAMN LANGUAGE!!!
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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I fantasize about you when your not looking.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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I dont believe in Twilight.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Your mum likes it wet.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Your looking at a Youtube addict.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Take the white pill, you'll feel alright.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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I can spell boobies on my calculator,but I'd much rather see urs.
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Do you work at subway? Cuz you just gave me a FOOT LONG!!
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Your pants are reflective because I can see myself in them!
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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My only friend is my computer.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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I only eat what I catch, this way I stay fit.Throw me that hotdog
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Eww, whats that on your face?..oh its just your face. sorry.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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You, sir, are a failure to life.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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This is where cool comes to die
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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if you can read this, then your standing too close
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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why have a kid when you can have a monkey?!
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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skool is fer steupid pepl
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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