Duct Tape: Putting the "duct" back in productivity.
of 62 votes, 21% like it
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The sweetest things are true.
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Keep the peace. Keep the Faith. Keep the guns clean.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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I had never seen stars, only city lights, floating embers.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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A child again, confused that the world could ever be so painful.
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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Please don't feed the egos.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Sometimes patriotism means questioning your government. Try it.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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(front) [sarcasm]
(back) [/sarcasm]
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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The nickle is the new penny.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Due to inflation, I am now a day late and $50 short.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Zombie girlfriends rip your heart out.
of 14 votes, 43% like it
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Clever shirts: The status messages of real life.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I hear you, I'm just not listening.
of 18 votes, 44% like it
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Clever shirts are like the status messages of real life.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Zombie brides rip your heart out.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Deathstar: Like Rockstar, but with more force.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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Jack of all Trades, Master of the Universe
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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2012: the year of Chuck Norris
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I work with what I got.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Mr. Rogers: My favorite ex-military sniper in a cardigan sweater.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Even cannibals agree: You have bad taste.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Vette Noire [a black car]
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Something tells me I'm not the only person who doesn't like you.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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M.I.T. = Zombie Buffet
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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[front] Red light!
[back] Green light!
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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Fiddler's Green or Bust!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I'm a zombie's wet dream. You know... if zombies had dreams.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I put the class in class-action!
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Grenade beats rock, paper AND scissors.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Death is a ninja... but Fate is a pirate.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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