Kind of badass for a suburban mallrat
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Epic lulz are epic.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Magnanimous: Lofty & King-Like
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Quit lookin' at my boobs!
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Please, don't feed the hipsters.
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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Can I quote you?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I am the cute one. She's just my sister.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Where's Buffy when we need her?
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Party Like a Folk Singer!
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Somewhat less orthodox
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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Drama Llama alert!
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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You can't be a part-time attendee of your own life.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I'm not paranoid. Stop looking at me like that!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Um...what's a lint licker?
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Like totally for sure, I just got a manicure
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Even babies love Lady Gaga
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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You used to pee in swimming pools, didn't you?
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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I tweet, therefore I have no life
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Sarcasm: confusing stupid people for-freakin-ever
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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I authorized this t-shirt
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I'm so cool that a Nigerian Prince emails me!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Can't spell? Don't type.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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#itsalwaysthequietones
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Math is an invention of the man. Stand up to the man!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I am never going to Gunpoint!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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We've all been lied to
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Someone's stuck on stupid...
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Yes, you did see me last night on America's Most Wanted.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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You're vs. Your: The Eternal Battle
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Elbitapmoc Sdrawkcab
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I'm not crazy. The voice in my head is, though.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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Life Goal: Fangbanger
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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140 is the new black
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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