You're not alone; the monster's under your bed understand.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Remember the time we laughed really hard? That was funny.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I laugh when things go awry.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Annoying, you are.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Billy! Get away from the man eating dog!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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And that's when it happened.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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DaRe To bE oRiGiNaL.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Some like white milk,some like chocolate.I'm the one with water.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Don't eat Wal-Mart's Food section again, okay?
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I don't cuss.
-trips-
FECK!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Be happy. Be very happy.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I LIKE CAPITAL LETTERS!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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-clears throught-
That was merely an accident.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Geeks are all the rage these days.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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That's what you get when you sleep with your mouth open...
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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EVERYBODY RUN! THE HOMECOMING QUEEN'S GOTTA GUN!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Make them Good Girls Go Bad.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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WHERE'S MY MEDS?!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Don't mess with me, I have colorful duck tape.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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If you give me candy no one will get hurt.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Yes.Wait,I mean no. Yes. No, maybe?
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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This way to the magical land of Narnia.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Let me guess...you have a pet turtle?
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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3.14315
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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It's Elementry Dear Watson.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Now, are you sure you are a human?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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The answer is... Global Warming?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Just a wee bit, Laddy.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Would you like an extra shot of caramel with that?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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What the Frappuccino?
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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If you say something offensive,be ready for a SMACKDOWN!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Be nice to me. -sniffle-
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Muffins are just upgrades of cupcakes,no wonder they're in Mario
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Epical FAIL!
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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I declare a dance war!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Gamers are the untold future.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Rawr!
I'm a Dinosaur!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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^-_-^ <--- Snorlax! <Pokemon!>
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Lucky Charms, what more do you need?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I kill 2 birds with one stone. Crap, the other one got away...
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Ring.'Is it that telemarketer again?''Yeahp.''I'll get the horn.'
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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-EXPLOSION-
Ooops. Wasn't me!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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If you don't want to be caught lieing, don't lie.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Are you cocoo banana's?!
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Oh My Great Googly Moogly!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Don't be a litter bug!
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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I tried being normal once.Worst second of my life!
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Zombies are mindless, stupid people too.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Big Bang Theory- God snapped his fingers. BANG!
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Caffeine is....is....WOW!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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My evil plan is working.
Mwahahaha!
hehehehe
snicker snicker
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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HAHA!
wait.
What?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Why are there no fat stickmen/women?
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I love to color <3
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Live.Laugh. SPAZ!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I'm not random.
Elephant. Stapler. Butter. Skinny Jeans. BAM!
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Isn't it nice to know that the lining is Silver?
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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SPARTAAAAA!
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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BLLARRGG!
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
Okay, Party's over.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I'm not short...I'm vertically challenged."
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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How many times have I told you NOT to eat the cereal box toys?
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Never underestimate the power of Salsa!"
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Never underestimate the power of Salsa!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Never underestimate the powers of Salsa!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Zim and Gir Dominate.
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Hun, those aren't warm Tootsie Rolls...
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Hun, those aren't 'warm Tootsie Rolls.'
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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The sky cries tears too, we just call it rain.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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You're funny."
"Looks aren't everything."
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Don't go unnoticed, don't be so Mayo. Be a Taco instead!
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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If you can read this, congrats, you can read!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Super Sally Swam and then ... Drowned....
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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When life gives you Lemons, make chocolate milk.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Twinkle, Twinkle - Ahh what a relief.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'm invisable!
No...You're just blind.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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CAUTION-TRIPS OVER AIR.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Do you want a piece of pi?
Scientist-GIVE IT BACK!-
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Nothing is Impossible.Wait,cows can't fly, that IS impossible!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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