"..." (Well, that's what they'd say in Japan.)
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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'Sup.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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415-867-5309. It's some dude named Kevin in San Francisco.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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@Dino Daisy area code is 415. its a san fran number a kevin.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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@Paul Sorensen: that "fine" slogan was just...painful.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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@Whit fresh: technically, that'd only make you HALF naked.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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A dollar makes cents.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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A little Gerard goes a long Way.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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A mummy's situation is under wraps.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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After 7 pitches and 16 key signatures it begins to sound the same
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Against gay marriage? Don't marry one!
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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And I repeat, "No."
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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And what, might I ask, is wrong with Preparation G?
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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As they say in Japan, "..."
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Be kind, rewind ;)
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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BEE RANCHERS (aka buzzkillers)
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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BEE RANCHERS (the original buzzkillers)
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Birthday sex is the best sex.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Brangelina and Madonna: buying your unwanted children since 2002
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Breathing and blinking DOES count as multi-tasking.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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BUT I USED A CONDOM!!!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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CAKE: so much to eat, so little time.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Cheerios is the knock-off brand for AlphaBits.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Choir kids couldn't sing their way out of Rachmaninov.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Come to MySpace...where no one can hear you Tweet.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Congratulations! You're mediocre.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Constipation Proclomation.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Constructions workers are constantly screwing around.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Cutie with a booty wants a hottie with a body.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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death of the party.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Death row is a state of mind.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Decimals have a point, you know.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Divorce: the #1 cause of ending marriages.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Does this shirt make me look fat? [ ]yes [ ]no [ ] purple
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Don't hate me because I'm---WAIT!!! Who cares what you think?!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Don't think, it doesn't suit you.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Don't think. It doesn't suit you.
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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Don't walk away from me while I'm talking to me!
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Even Goths are conformists. So much for that.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Everyone's messed up...some more than others.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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express your innermost thoughts with 140 characters or less.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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Fact: opinions are biased.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Fags in the house!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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FEELING BETA?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Flew is to fly as do is to die.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Follow me. I know where the cake is!
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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Food Stampz 4 lyf!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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For God's sake, men! It's not a magic wand!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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For some odd reason, the name William Shatner popped in my head.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Foreplay? As Nike would say, just do it.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Fruiter than a bowl of Froot Loops. With whole milk, of course ;)
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Fun: everyone has it.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Fun: it's fun!
of 5 votes, 60% like it
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Fun: it's something to be had.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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GALACTIC PHAIL!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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GAY (printed like 'GAP' logo)
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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GAY - you either are or you either ain't.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Ghosts should get a life.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Girls don't like boys, girls like jars of money.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Give them some candy corn. They'll go away.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Give them some cany corn. They'll go away.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Go ______ yourself.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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graphic design: my anti-drug
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Gravity always gets you down.
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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Gravity is one of those things that always gets you down.
of 5 votes, 60% like it
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Gravity is such a let-down.
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Gravity is very down-to-earth.
of 20 votes, 45% like it
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Gravity really you down.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Gravity, how many times will you let me down?!
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Have some fun, it's good.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Have you the time?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Heteroflexible.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Hey...'sup.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Hold me. (Fermata above text.)
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Hurray for Canadian pennies!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I (heart) poached eggs and anti-perspirant.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I bet three dollars and two Kit-Kats...
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I blame Parliament.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I can count to 10!!!
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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I can do a verb as I sleep.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I can't lie in REM Sleep.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I could care less but that would make me careless.
of 11 votes, 45% like it
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I didn't do anything but taxes.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I don't give a rat's ass. But that's only because I have no rats.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I don't like attention, so don't stare at me!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I don't really know where this is going.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I dressed myself today! Now give me a cookie.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I gave that leprechaun a piece of cake and now he won't go away.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I go to the nude naked.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I know the REAL reason he's called Smokey the Bear.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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I like it when you
[verb] my [adjective].
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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I like it when you verb my noun.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I like to use my hands. Make of that what you'd like.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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I masticate only when I'm eating.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I may not always be right but I'm never wrong.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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I put the 'ho' in homosexual.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I put the laughter in "manslaughter."
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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I sat in gum and now I have sticky buns.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I scream, you scream, we all need to shut up.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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I submitted this slogan, and all I got was this lousy $500.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I SURVIVED KATRINA!!!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I thought gay meant happy...?
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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i was a poster child for birth control.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I was concieved in prison.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I was going to conquer the world but then I saw something shiny.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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i wasn't pointing, i was just stretching my index finger.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I wondered who got paid to write slogans...it was us all along.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I work under the table, if you catch my drift.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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i'd be more sensitive to your pain if i had the receptors.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'd like to Google your Yahoo.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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i'll go first after you.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I'm a figment of my imagination. Wait, I said that wrong...
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I'm doing a verb as I sit.
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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I'm intelligent. Only dogs are smart.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I'm naked when I'm not wearing clothes.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I'm naked when i'm nude.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I'm scared of the dark so I stopped blinking.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I'm to sexy for my shirt.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I'm transgender, so I've been on both sides of the spectrum.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I'm with smarty
(arrow pointing right)
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I've been doing this all night. i'd better win that $500.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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iCan and iWill
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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IDEA. I have one too!
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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If at first you don't succeed, perhaps you never will.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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If I'm a band geek, then you're a D7 Dim with a relative minor.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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if jo has 5 apples & mo has 6, why can't they just shut up &a
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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if jo has 5 apples & mo has 6,why cant they just shut up and
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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if jo has 9 apples & mo has 4, why can't they just shut up &a
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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if life were set in 240 cut time, we'd be in trouble.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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If you can't march with the BIG BOYS then get off the field.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Inevitable: it's gonna happen.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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INSERT HERE (arrow pointing down, womens' shirt)
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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is there a gas leak in here?
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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it's all fun and games till somebody says, "BINGO!"
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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it's all fun and games until someone's grandma says bingo
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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It's fun having fun.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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it's hard to break my heart mostly because it's made of Plexiglas
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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It's hot in here, turn on the fan. oh, wait...it's just me.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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It's my funeral and I die if I want to.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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It's not my fault! The government made me do it!
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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It's on the tip of my tongue. Like so many others...
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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jack of all trades; master of none
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Just the same, I'd rather not.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Kate, pull the stick out.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Kids are so spoiled these days. All we had was MySpace.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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Kids are so spolied these days. All we had was MySpace in 2005.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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LEFT! (Because it's the best way to go.)
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Let's go do stuff !
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Let's procrastinate next week.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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Life is like a perpetual word problem.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Life, like democracy, is unfair.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Life: the game everyone eventually loses.
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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LOST: Virginity. If found, please call 555-5555.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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LOVE - you make it, she fakes it.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Marilyn Manson just needs a hug.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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MASTICATE: Do it while you're eating.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Mastication: Do it while you eat.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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MATH: it's a real big problem.
of 2 votes, 100% like it
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Money makes a lot of cents.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Money makes cents.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Mother always said I came from heaven.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Mummies know about that old-school wrap.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Mummies know all about old-school rap.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Mummies: the original dirty wrappers.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Mummies: the original wrappers.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Music is my vice.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Music: the universal language.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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My algebra teacher likes pi.
of 11 votes, 45% like it
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my boyfriend likes this shirt.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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My mother was a woman and my father a man. No wonder I'm confused
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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My problem is 2+2. What's yours?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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My shirt, your entertainment.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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My sister won't buy celery because she's scared it'll stalker.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Never deny a black man his fried chicken.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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NEVER SAY DIE. (just do it already. god.)
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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No more Mr. Lice Guy. No more Mr. Flea, flea, flea...
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Non-conformists are all alike.
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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oh, i'm sorry! you were being SERIOUS!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Oh, yeah? Well, the Second Amendment said I could! So there!
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Old-Fashioned = lights out, missionary position.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Only 3 things are guaranteed in life: death, taxes, and heartburn
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Only death and taxes are guaranteed to happen. And heartburn.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Opinions are so biased.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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OPINIONS can't be proven wrong so you can't disagree.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Oprah, you've got more than enough cookies. Give us some!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Ow! My wallet!
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Pants are fun!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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PANTS: legal in all 50 states.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Peer Pressure: everyone's doing it.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Pen-pals are woefully outdated.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Personified objects went out in the 1990's.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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phucking phags.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Pirates or Ninja?
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Please don't spin Chang around. It makes him disoriented.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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please print this. i need the $500 for my rent this month.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Please...I can sleep with my eyes closed!
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Post kindergarten, creativity&imagination is severely discour
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Post kindergarten,creativity&imagination is severely discoura
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Prince Charming is now Big Pimping thanks to all those cameos.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Pro-lifers at a funeral. Lolz.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Proctologists always say it's an inside joke.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Proctology: it's an inside joke.
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Proctology: just another inside joke.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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QUITTING NEVER WORKS. So give it up already.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Quitting never works. So give up.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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ROYAL-TEE. (silver font on black shirt)
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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San Francisco. Taste some Rainbow.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Science: the scientific name for trained & organized common s
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Screw you dyes, I'm going chrome.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Screw you guys, I'm going chrome.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Silly Congress...Recess Is For Kids!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Skater: that's how I roll.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Skating: that's how I roll.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Sleep: I can do it with my eyes closed.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Sleep: it counts as an action verb.
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Sleep: it's an action verb.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Sleep: so easy, I can do it with my eyes closed.
of 13 votes, 46% like it
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Sleep: yeah, it's a verb.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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SMARTY (arrow pointing down to pants.)
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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so much cake, so little time.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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So then I said to the guy...
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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Some of you aren't trying very hard at this slogan thing.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Somebody already submitted that slogan! Let's try again,shall we?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Sometimes, I like to pretend my friends are real.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Spread hope not herpes
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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strip me of the world but you cannot strip me of my music.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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strip me of the world but you cannot strpi me of my music.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Strip of the world but you cannot strip of my music.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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TAXES! they could be fun.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Ten bucks in my wallet and ice cream in my hand...life is good!
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Thank God Bruce Willis isn't my dad.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Thank God Bruce Willis isn't my dad.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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The government made me do it, I swear!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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The hottest love has the coldest end.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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the kids that beat me up for drawing are now bagging my groceries
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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The pen is mightier than the sword...unless it's double-edged.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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the same nerds you beat in school are the ones married to your ex
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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There's a deflated soccerball under my bed.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Theres no such thing as humans, theres no such thing as humans...
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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they called me smarty pants but what about my shirt?
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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They left a note. It's C-sharp!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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They said quitting never works so I gave up.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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THINKING ia all in your head.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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THIS is what I put pants on for?
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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This slogan game is like the lotto: you do your best but one wins
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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this world's an ugly place, but you're still beautiful to me.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Those non-conformists are all alike.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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those play quarters work in gumball machines. really.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Thoughts are actually all in your head.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Thoughts are all in your head.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Time flies when you pitch your alarm clock.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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TO KEEP AN IDIOT BUSY, SEE OTHER SIDE. (front and back)
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Too sexy for thy shirt.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Toothpaste: the other white meat.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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TRANa Montana - the best of both worlds. Sort of.
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Tranny Montanny - the best of both worlds. Well, sort of.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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TRANStastic.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Tuba players are just full of hot air.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Tuba players can limbo. How low can YOU go?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Twittering? In public?! Have you no decency?!
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Unicorn + bicycle = unicycle
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Vampires believe in love at first bite.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Verb! That's what I'm doing.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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VERB: been there, done that.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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VERTICAL: it's straight up.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Wanna see me tie my shoes?
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Wearing a thong means your virginity is hanging by a thread.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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well, so much for that.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Wheat bread constipates me.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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When in doubt, dance out.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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When life gives you lemons, make a witty analogy about it.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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When one door closes, we're probably locked out.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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When you've got fudge, you've got friends.
of 3 votes, 67% like it
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Wherever there's music, there's a party, and I'm there.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Whoever told Spencer Pratt he was talented needs to be slapped.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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WTF does FTW mean?
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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You can leave a door ajar but you can't leave a jar adoor.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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you look 20 pounds younger.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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You make my left eye twitch.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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You order popcorn, I order Zea Mays Everta.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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You're so full of crap your eyes are brown!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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your brain is a shrinky dink
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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Your mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Your mom follows me on Twitter. She tweets me real good.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Your will is a dead giveaway.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Zea Mays Everta: even popcorn needs a scientific name.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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