(front) schratches head, (back) butt!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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(girls tee) My shirt is not staring at your eyes.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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100% synthetic
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Bag of mostly water.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Best of the worst.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Bugars are salty
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Can I hump your leg?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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DICK... short for Richard?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Embrace your inner DEE-D-DEE!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Face for comedy
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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FEED ME MORE!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Guess who I am today.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Heat sensitive, yeah I know youre hot
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Hello there, now goodbye
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Hello there, wanna buy this shirt?
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Homer S. is my father. I think, I'm pretty animated to.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Hop-ki-do; dancing with keys??
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I am amazing in bed, tired much?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I am amazing in bed, tired much?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I am an organ grinder, where do you keep that thing anyway?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I am that once in a lifetime.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I can burp the alphabet; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I can tell your undressing me..
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I dont mean to look bored, its just that YOURE BORING ME!
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I dont read much, who said what now?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I fart in elevators!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I fell on my A**, got a crack, and a hole in it now.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I just peed a little..
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I LOVE RAVERS!! they are colorful.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I love your ass, oh great eyes..
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I love your face plant..
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I speak in bass frequencies, BOOM BOOM BIP!!
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I suck, alot.. no really I'm not good at anything..
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I sweat romance, wanna smell?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I thig I hab a code in ma node..
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I use this tea for coffee.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I was there for that thing to..
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I wonder what I would look like in your shirt to.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I'm wearing this shirt because my skin is too tight..
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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If I fart, will you laugh?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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If I tell you my secret, will you tell me your social security #?
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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if money isnt everything, THEN WHY DOES EVERYTHING COST SOO MUCH?
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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If you dont like this shirt, i can type another..
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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If you dont like this shirt, I WIN!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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If you like my shirt, you should have my breakfast!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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If you like the shirt, read my mind!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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if you like this shirt, you should see my undies..
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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If you pull my finger, I will smell your fart.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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If you smile I wont fart in your car.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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if yu were mie teechor I mite speel bettur
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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its called work, not play. Now get to play!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Just interesting enough to make this shirt
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Leppers got "stoned", hippies get stupid..
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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LOOK! OVER THERE!!!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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LOVE ME! hate me I dont really care. no im not passaive agressive
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Meat is murder, sanctioned by vegi-farmers.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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MEH!!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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My birthday party was better than yours.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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My cats breath smells like cat-food..
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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my dog thinks your funny, wont stop barking bout it..
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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My emissions are better than my submissions.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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My girl got new boobs, now we call-em NOOBS!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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My inner monologue made this shirt.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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My mom wants you to spank me... happy 4th of july!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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My shirts better.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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my super power is EVAPORATION.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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My undies are prettier.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Ok, now go!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Perishable goods, do not freeze..
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Recycle more, eat poo..
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Runfaster, your feet love it.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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s
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w
a
y
s
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Scratch and sniff..
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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ShortBust
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Silence is golden? then why call them "silent but deadly&quo
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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STOP BEAT-BOXING. this msg brought to you by the cardboard assoc.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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That was YOU!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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This diaper tastes like poo.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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this shirt is uncomfortable.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Vegitables want you to eat MEat.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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When I was a itty bitty bot my grandmother gave me a cute little?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Where to begin? I was a spermie, then an infant, a toddler, then?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Wobble Wobble, uns uns uns.. Techno rules!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Would you rather it rained hammers and nails??
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Yeah, it is a cool t-shirt huh.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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yello snow is salty
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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yellow snow is salty
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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you are Not my kind of person, but I like your kids, they are .
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Your mom is soo old she pees rust.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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