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psykomakia
aka the battle for the soul between good and evil is a 29.02 year old boy, has been a member since July 2, 2009, has scored 9933 submissions, giving an average score of 1.36.
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If you reach for the stars, your depth perception must be off.
of 19 votes, 58% like it
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I settle disputes with childhood games of chance.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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When you reach for the stars, you fail by billions of miles.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Dear Santa, leave gift receipts.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Xmas is a time to transfer equal sums of money in gift card form
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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This shirt hides my cotton-soft interior.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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War is a game I play with my thumbs.
of 17 votes, 47% like it
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An emoticon is worth a dozen words
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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Slasher movies and period films are for punctuation enthusiasts.
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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The skeletons in my closet dance at night.
of 26 votes, 42% like it
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Other times, more is more.
of 21 votes, 43% like it
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Individuality is [fill in the blank].
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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They'll believe you if you yell it louder.
of 33 votes, 55% like it
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BIG LOUD WORDS MAKE IT TRUE
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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I'm big in small towns.
of 28 votes, 43% like it
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(on sleeve) Fold here for vintage cigarette pack holder.
of 29 votes, 45% like it
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For the record, I bought a gramophone.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I'm the right level of sexy for this shirt.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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Burn witches, not books.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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Okay, so you can read this. Now try a book.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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Burn candles, not books.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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I feel deeply moved by momentum.
of 38 votes, 34% like it
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Movies and murder are big in a small town.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I'll go cold turkey after Thanksgiving.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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I spell correctly despite character limits.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Beware of cigarettes. They travel in packs.
of 47 votes, 47% like it
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Brave robots have nerves of steel.
of 45 votes, 47% like it
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The sky's the limit, unless you have a rocket.
of 54 votes, 63% like it
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Check please! I play chess politely.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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Failure is actually one possible option.
of 43 votes, 63% like it
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The sky's the limit for bad astronauts.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Arrested for breaking into song.
of 41 votes, 51% like it
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Top Ten Signs I'm a Slacker: 1. I don't finish things
of 49 votes, 65% like it
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Umbrellas are so over my head
of 43 votes, 49% like it
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A ghost boomerang will come back to haunt you.
of 34 votes, 35% like it
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Writing my autobiography is the story of my life.
of 50 votes, 56% like it
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Captain Obvious had a kid and became apparent.
of 39 votes, 44% like it
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Be careful around cigarettes. They travel in packs.
of 52 votes, 54% like it
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If someone praises your tennis, it might be a backhand compliment
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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I sincerely love you, random person reading my shirt.
of 43 votes, 35% like it
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I can't find the words to describe my lost thesaurus.
of 39 votes, 31% like it
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The Top Ten Ways To Frustrate Others: 1. Leave Things Incomplete
of 56 votes, 54% like it
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Back in the day, we were living in the past.
of 54 votes, 52% like it
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Skiing starts with a chairlift & it's all downhill from there
of 47 votes, 45% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
A beard is a man's bib.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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A dead boomerang will come back to haunt you.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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A shirt by any other name would feel as soft.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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An espresso is my mug shot.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Be kind to passing drivers: it's a two-way street.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Before electricity, they were called "super abilities."
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Burn rubber, not books.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Capitalist Propaganda gets people to buy into things
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Character limits make me feel inferior.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Consumerist Propaganda gets people to buy into things
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Didn't get the geography joke? Guess you had to be there.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Don't blame me, I voted for no one.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Everyone needs a hobby. Mine is to collect hobbies.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Flat clothes are ironic.
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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For the record, I bought a phonograph.
of 31 votes, 35% like it
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Fortune Cookie: You will sleep soundly... IN BED!
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Frame pictures, not pawns.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Got annoying ad campaigns that became popular culture cliches?
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Hats are so over my head.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Having an extra electron is ionic.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Hemming a skirt seams a waist.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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I bleed words
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I feel it in my heart... BLOOD!!!
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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I got a little carried away when I scored the game-winner.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I have mountain climber friends in high places.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I use conventional spelling and grammar despite character limits.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I'm a good shoplifter because I have nerves of steal.
of 38 votes, 29% like it
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I'm always-right brained.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I've been a man of letters since kindergarten.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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If the power goes out while babysitting, don't pick up the phone
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Jersey colors determine my loyalties
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Legalize pot pies.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Mannequins are for posers.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Money can buy you Happiness™
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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My golfing skills are subpar, which is good.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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My golfing skills are way above par.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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My guts! (Sorry, that's an inside joke.)
of 41 votes, 29% like it
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My heart is in Seoul.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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No one calls me yellow. (on yellow tee)
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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P is for Pretentious
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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Paper dolls are so one-dimensional
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Pirated music is off the record.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Pounding the pavement is beneath me.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Robots are brave because they have nerves of steel.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Shoes are beneath me.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Social ions strive to make a positive charge in the world
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Specificity is something or other.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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The sky's the limit for astronaut failures.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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The sky's the limit, unless you have a space ship.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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The Top Ten Numbers are: 1)1 2)2 3)3 (etc to 10, list format)
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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The truth doesn't make a noise.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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This shirt is a true rags to nicer rags story.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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When the power goes out while babysitting, dont pick up the phone
of 3 votes, 67% like it
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Why would a king's horses be used to put an egg together again?
of 36 votes, 33% like it
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Words belong in books, not on shirts.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Words belong in books.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Working the assembly line is a career in the making.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/1005774/psykomakia
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I'm in the Official Slogan Club.
That's not me in the picture. This is me.
If I was threadless...
My highest scoring subs thus far:
I wonder why this slogan doesn't do better?
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