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psykomakia
psykomakia aka the battle for the soul between good and evil is a 29 year old boy, has been a member since July 2, 2009, has scored 9239 submissions, giving an average score of 1.40.
If you reach for the stars, your depth perception must be off.
of 19 votes, 58% like it
I settle disputes with childhood games of chance.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
When you reach for the stars, you fail by billions of miles.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
Dear Santa, leave gift receipts.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
Xmas is a time to transfer equal sums of money in gift card form
of 17 votes, 24% like it
This shirt hides my cotton-soft interior.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
War is a game I play with my thumbs.
of 17 votes, 47% like it
An emoticon is worth a dozen words
of 25 votes, 36% like it
Slasher movies and period films are for punctuation enthusiasts.
of 29 votes, 38% like it
The skeletons in my closet dance at night.
of 26 votes, 42% like it
Other times, more is more.
of 21 votes, 43% like it
Individuality is [fill in the blank].
of 30 votes, 30% like it
They'll believe you if you yell it louder.
of 32 votes, 53% like it
BIG LOUD WORDS MAKE IT TRUE
of 27 votes, 33% like it
I'm big in small towns.
of 28 votes, 43% like it
(on sleeve) Fold here for vintage cigarette pack holder.
of 29 votes, 45% like it
For the record, I bought a gramophone.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
I'm the right level of sexy for this shirt.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
Burn witches, not books.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
Okay, so you can read this. Now try a book.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
Burn candles, not books.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
I feel deeply moved by momentum.
of 38 votes, 34% like it
Movies and murder are big in a small town.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
I'll go cold turkey after Thanksgiving.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
I spell correctly despite character limits.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
Beware of cigarettes. They travel in packs.
of 47 votes, 47% like it
Brave robots have nerves of steel.
of 45 votes, 47% like it
The sky's the limit, unless you have a rocket.
of 53 votes, 62% like it
Check please! I play chess politely.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
Failure is actually one possible option.
of 43 votes, 63% like it
The sky's the limit for bad astronauts.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
Arrested for breaking into song.
of 41 votes, 51% like it
Top Ten Signs I'm a Slacker: 1. I don't finish things
of 49 votes, 65% like it
Umbrellas are so over my head
of 43 votes, 49% like it
A ghost boomerang will come back to haunt you.
of 34 votes, 35% like it
Writing my autobiography is the story of my life.
of 49 votes, 55% like it
Captain Obvious had a kid and became apparent.
of 38 votes, 42% like it
Be careful around cigarettes. They travel in packs.
of 52 votes, 54% like it
If someone praises your tennis, it might be a backhand compliment
of 32 votes, 34% like it
I sincerely love you, random person reading my shirt.
of 43 votes, 35% like it
I can't find the words to describe my lost thesaurus.
of 39 votes, 31% like it
The Top Ten Ways To Frustrate Others: 1. Leave Things Incomplete
of 56 votes, 54% like it
Back in the day, we were living in the past.
of 54 votes, 52% like it
Skiing starts with a chairlift & it's all downhill from there
of 47 votes, 45% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
A beard is a man's bib.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
A dead boomerang will come back to haunt you.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
A shirt by any other name would feel as soft.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
An espresso is my mug shot.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
Be kind to passing drivers: it's a two-way street.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
Before electricity, they were called "super abilities."
of 16 votes, 6% like it
Burn rubber, not books.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Capitalist Propaganda gets people to buy into things
of 16 votes, 6% like it
Character limits make me feel inferior.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
Consumerist Propaganda gets people to buy into things
of 17 votes, 12% like it
Didn't get the geography joke? Guess you had to be there.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
Don't blame me, I voted for no one.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
Everyone needs a hobby. Mine is to collect hobbies.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
Flat clothes are ironic.
of 39 votes, 21% like it
For the record, I bought a phonograph.
of 31 votes, 35% like it
Fortune Cookie: You will sleep soundly... IN BED!
of 29 votes, 14% like it
Frame pictures, not pawns.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Got annoying ad campaigns that became popular culture cliches?
of 25 votes, 16% like it
Hats are so over my head.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
Having an extra electron is ionic.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
Hemming a skirt seams a waist.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
I bleed words
of 25 votes, 4% like it
I feel it in my heart... BLOOD!!!
of 35 votes, 20% like it
I got a little carried away when I scored the game-winner.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
I have mountain climber friends in high places.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
I use conventional spelling and grammar despite character limits.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
I'm a good shoplifter because I have nerves of steal.
of 38 votes, 29% like it
I'm always-right brained.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
I've been a man of letters since kindergarten.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
If the power goes out while babysitting, don't pick up the phone
of 14 votes, 14% like it
Jersey colors determine my loyalties
of 24 votes, 17% like it
Legalize pot pies.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
Mannequins are for posers.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
Money can buy you Happiness™
of 30 votes, 27% like it
My golfing skills are subpar, which is good.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
My golfing skills are way above par.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
My guts! (Sorry, that's an inside joke.)
of 41 votes, 29% like it
My heart is in Seoul.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
No one calls me yellow. (on yellow tee)
of 29 votes, 14% like it
P is for Pretentious
of 34 votes, 29% like it
Paper dolls are so one-dimensional
of 24 votes, 17% like it
Pirated music is off the record.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
Pounding the pavement is beneath me.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
Robots are brave because they have nerves of steel.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
Shoes are beneath me.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
Social ions strive to make a positive charge in the world
of 23 votes, 17% like it
Specificity is something or other.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
The sky's the limit for astronaut failures.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
The sky's the limit, unless you have a space ship.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
The Top Ten Numbers are: 1)1 2)2 3)3 (etc to 10, list format)
of 16 votes, 13% like it
The truth doesn't make a noise.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
This shirt is a true rags to nicer rags story.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
When the power goes out while babysitting, dont pick up the phone
of 3 votes, 67% like it
Why would a king's horses be used to put an egg together again?
of 36 votes, 33% like it
Words belong in books, not on shirts.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
Words belong in books.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
Working the assembly line is a career in the making.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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All about me
I'm in the Official Slogan Club.
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That's not me in the picture. This is me.
Me & Jonah

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I wonder why this slogan doesn't do better?
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