Moxiousman
aka Luke Witthoft is 19.28 years old, has been a member since July 2, 2009, has scored 182 submissions, giving an average score of 1.20.
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21st Century Breakdown a.k.a Windows Vista
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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Evolution, not just for Pokémon
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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I drank Kool-Aid, but a giant pitcher of juice did not appear.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I had a milkshake; it did not bring all the boys to the yard.
of 30 votes, 40% like it
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Today I got 100% on my math test. It was normal, I'm Asian.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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I'm not thin I'm just small boned
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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I'm going to be a beautiful butterfly ^_^
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Behind this shirt is... another shirt
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Lawyer, that's latin for liar
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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I lost the contest
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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If you were a movie, you'd go straight to DVD
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Pluto - Never Forget
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Aaaaahhhhh Zombies!
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Objects in pants may be larger than they appear.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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"I hate it when people quote themselves" - Me
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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I'm waiting until marriage... to marry.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
<(^_^)> ^(^_^)> <(^_^)^ <(^_^)> Kirby Dance
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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666, the number of the beast
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Anal - exit only
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Are you looking at my chest or my box?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Born in 60 seconds
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Bread, coagulating people for centuries.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Brought to you by Asian Trix
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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BUY!!!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Chu Chu Rocket! Tsu-bababababa
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Das Boot! (Die Stiefel)
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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David Palmer
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Decoys, Lois, decoys!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Electric Dynamite!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Gomorrah, named after an even CRAZIER move
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I did not mean to blow your mind
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I wanna please you secularly
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I will take a small glass of carrot juice
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I won the contest!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I'm better than you... but I am not - JFK
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I'm more modest than you
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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It's not alcoholism until after college
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Life is like a giant game of curling...
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Mormonism - dum dum dum dum dum
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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My dad married a box turtle
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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ORLY? <(OvO)>
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Pastafarian heaven: beer volcano and stripper factory. Yours?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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ROB - random occurring boner
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Slagathor
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Smoking only takes off your LAST 20 years
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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This shirt is not trying to compensate for anything
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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v Boobs v
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/1005708/Moxiousman
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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