Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just my nan.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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of 13 votes, 15% like it
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They call me Laden, Osama Bin Laden...
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I was born in a stable in Bethlehem... That's all I'm saying.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I like robots...
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I have a spare plane ticket to Basra... Interested?
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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There's a party in my rectum and you're invited.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I am Allah.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Look... -->>>
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Really focus on this t-shirt while I stab your nan.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Really focus on this t-shirt while I shoot your dog.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Really focus on this t-shirt while I steal your wallet.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Come home with me, i've got a lovely chicken in the oven...
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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At the end of sixth sense, Bruce Willis is dead...
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Read Harry Potter and replace the word 'wand' with 'wang'.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I have a raging erection!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I have a dream... it was awesome, we had sex.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Hitler loved the jews...
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Everyone hates Raymond Chunman Lai.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I like sheds and brothels because they're both full of hoes.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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If my nan and your nan had a fight, mine would win.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I stole this t-shirt from an old lady.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Wot iz u talkin bout? Me not drop out skool...
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Stop reading my t-shirt and listen to what I am saying.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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To be, or un-to be?
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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MY CHEST!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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So... What have you learned from reading this?
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Size DOESN'T matter! alright?!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Don't look now, but there's a bear following you...
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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There's a bear in my loft!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I have an infectious disease... *cough cough*
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Wonderful Oriental Gentleman.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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C://DOS
C://DOS//RUN
RUN//DOS//RUN
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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There's safety in numbers. Try telling that to the jews...
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I never used to like donkeys, until I saw your ass! EEYAW!!
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Just because i'm looking at you, doesn't mean i'm listening.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Stop rolling on the floor laughing and send me a proper reply!
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Stop laughing out loud! lol.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Come back and do it with watermelons.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I've told you before, I'm NOT sharing my nan!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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