Only you can prevent wildflowers.
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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My school has a library.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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I got this shirt on sale.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Not now, I have a headache.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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I hate pineapples.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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number one or number two?
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I have awesome friends.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I'm dehydrated.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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dangit all to hades
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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this saying is copyrighted.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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what the boof?
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I am a punk.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Don't tell me what to do!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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See? It's fun!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Just because I'm a zombie, doesn't mean I want to eat your brain.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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son of a _____
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Son of Johnny Appleseed.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Son of a bean stalk.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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ABCD:
A Bit of Cookie Dough
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I heart soda pop.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I cried when they freed Willy.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Shun...
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Gamer.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I want to be a zombie.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Lost: My Mind. Please return soon.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I miss Yakko, Wakko, and Dot.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Sit. Stay. Good boy.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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If by smart you mean dumb...
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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Rain puddles were meant to be jumped in.
of 30 votes, 40% like it
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I am a fountain of useless knowledge.
of 31 votes, 39% like it
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Nap time?
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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don't be a doofus.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I am incognito.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I am the crazy cat lady.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I have a minion.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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You're not the boss of me, I do what I want!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Dopeacious: dope and bodacious. (ex. This shirt is dopeacious.)
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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