I Didnt Choose my Girth.My Girth Chose Me.
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Offical After Party at my pad!
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Shrooms...not a bad choice for a Fungi
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Kiss me where the Sun Shines
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I can Please you in ANY and EVERY way! except financially
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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You heard of a Birthday Suit? Well this is my barmitsfa Tee
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Who Picks the Idiots to Vote for this Crap?
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I know, I know, i left my Headlights On
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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What Happens in Vegas Stays in Twitter,MySpace,Facebook,etc...etc
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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You people kill me
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I Hate your type
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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i am the Mystery Shopper
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Your Sexiness is a LIE
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Just Kiss It
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Why should I even try anymore?...unless YOU give up
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Read My Lips THERES NO SUCH THING AS SPARE CHANGE!!!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Read My Lips THERES NO SUCH THING AS SPARE CHANGE!!!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Read My Lips THERES NO SUCH THING AS SPARE CHANGE!!!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Dads get No Respect
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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I'll trade you my Sister for your Mom
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I'll trade you my Sister for yours
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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I'm ticklish and on top of that i have IBS! So no Funny Buisness!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Geesh!!! You guys are hard to please!!
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Bo Knows Hoes
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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And I thought I was Ugly!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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The Owner of this shirt does not Carry Cash
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Somebody Lied to You! Hunny
of 35 votes, 0% like it
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Well Blow me Down!
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Tall Dark and Broke!
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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Been Around the World in a Daze
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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You got the face only a Dirty Uncle would love
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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My Granny thinks I'm Handsome
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Come lay one on me Hot Stuff!
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Want to know how to earn 50bucks ? Ask me how now
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Hateration = Motivation
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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When will the HATE end!!!
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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I am THE afrodisiac
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I am such a Fungi
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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There is a King in the room Bow your head
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Bow Down to the Queen
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Kiss me I'm (insert race here)
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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For Sale$
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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EVERYTHINGS BIGGER IN TEXAS (the rats,roaches,girls...
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Houston YOU ARE the problem
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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The only style i have is Doggie
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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French Kissing Champion
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Hey Lady can you spare a Hug?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Its Super Fly Jeff Goldblum aint die
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Jeff Goldblum is Super Fly
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I have on the COOLEST underwear EVER!
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Dont call me I'll call you
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Her body aint much to look at but she has nice head
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Stop Voting No Jerks!!!!!!!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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You are Hot! Use my shirt to wipe off the sweat
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I Hate Mammas Boys (but her daughters are HOT)
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Kiss my Grits,Eggs, and Sausage
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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How many licks does it take to get to the Creamy Center?
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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If i was a guy I'd be tougher than you
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I'd make a hot Chick
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Im the Big Idea
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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She will fall for anything->
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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He is so gullible->
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I like to see Irish guys get Kilt
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?...
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Who dresses you? As you see my Mom has excellent taste
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Who needs a Wallet? That's what Crown Royal bags are for!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Who needs a Purse? That's what Crown Royal bags are for!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Who needs a Bank? That's what Crown Royal bags are for!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I got Sooooo much money,you'd never know
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Liquor up front, Poker in the back
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Oh im drunk,get me to your pad
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Name Seven Sodas while i punch you
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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YO MAMMA...is a very nice lady
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Dammit Jim...I'm just a doctor!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I dont be going around smiling and all that mess
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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GOOD GRIEF what do you guys want from me!!!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Come whisper some sweet nothings in my ear
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Big Girls need loving too! (especially after dinner)
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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If you are insecure,Bring your Fat Ass here and buy me a drink!!!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Dont point that thing at me! She has all the money
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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As you see i buy expensive Shoes,not Shirts
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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You would have to be an Idiot to not like this shirt.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Come Here! closer...closer...closer...closer...
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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Dude, i just pawned a Dell!
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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My name is richard! Keep my name in your mouth.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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I am Begging you to stop Begging me.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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If you need Change, ask Obama.Not me!!!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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My president can kick your presidents ass!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Save yo Drama for Obama
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Bruce&Ali&Tyson &Chuck &me.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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If you wanna know my name,just read the back of my undies,dummy!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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If you wanna know my name,just read the back of my undies, dummy!
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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BREAKING NEWS Obama killed Jeff Goldblum (a.k.a "The Fly)
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Your spelling is Atroeshish!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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If you can read this shirt...Your teacher did a good job!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Your mother told me to tell you to come home with me.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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You should dip yo' face in some dough and make Gorilla Cookies!
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Even tho he was Bad, just leave him alone and Beat-It!!!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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FCK the only thing missing is U
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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A fool and his money
can throw one hell of a party.
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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