Quests solved, dragons killed, damsels rescued, oceans crossed, sails raised, anchors dropped, whales saved, reefs protected, planes piloted, mountains climbed, craters descended, SCUBA dived, projects managed, software written, drums played, roads travelled, autographs signed, audio engineered, digital art photoshopped, leadlights created, sculptures made, wood worked, wires soldered, Apple Mac owned and evangelisized since 1984, iTunes played, iPhones carried, friends and family missed, mother sister wife daughters and grandsons loved, websites mastered, e-stores managed, emails read and written, bands managed, movies produced and directed, songs mixed and mastered, English spoken, triple citizenship, jaguars driven, motorcycles ridden, tattoos and drugs avoided, mustaches grown, showers taken, martinis drunken