I was discovered as a newborn in an active volcano, on an uncharted island in the south pacific by an intrepid group of explorers. I was brought onto their ship and exploited for slave labour for the next five years, in which i rapidly aged to 27. After uncovering their nefarious plans for world enslavement thru means of boredom and apathy, i escaped by whaleback to Canada, where i have set up my growing empire of followers entranced by my bizarre and hypnotizing visuals. Inspiring those with a drive for changing the world for the stranger, and striking fear in the hearts of those who do not, i plot to sever the slimey tentacles of control strangling our collective creative freedom, while lighting fires of subversion under the belly of the Great and Ugly Beast.