When I've grown up I'll marry Paul McCartney
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Michael Jackson died by swallowing his own nose
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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You wanna go with me? - No I'm here by bike
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Cheating? - We call it teamwork!
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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god created monsters and called them teachers
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Love without beein loved is like cleanin ur a$$ before havin $hit
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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My Coffee is so black, it's goin' to rap!
of 10 votes, 50% like it
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Borrow me your wife then at least your son won't become a victim.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I'm a victim and got no friends...... NOOT!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Can u bring me home? Don't know where I am..
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Just love the smell of gas stations...
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I HATE couples if I aint myself one.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Bread is able to mildew, what can u do?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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If I look at your face... I want to pee on it
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Searchin' for a new life because mine is messed up!
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I can walk through walls. You too? Show me!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I know that u want to rip this awesome shirt.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Whiskey with friends, Bordeaux with women
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Don't stare at my shirt - u can't look through me.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Don't stare at my shirt - u can't look in my heart.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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