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skaw aka Jake Nickell is a 9.22 year old boy, has been a member since November 12, 2000, has scored 6023 submissions, giving an average score of 2.33.
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My shoes are too small
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Crummy Eggs
of 31 votes, 0% like it
Bricks make horrible toilet paper.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
Have you tried my mom's tuna and rice muffinettes?
of 29 votes, 10% like it
Bcc: Your Mom
of 47 votes, 36% like it
Don't forget to wipe!
of 36 votes, 17% like it
Have you done everything you've wanted to?
of 29 votes, 10% like it
Maybe God is an atheist.
of 44 votes, 16% like it
I have a killer chainsaw interpretation
of 42 votes, 19% like it
Are your pants dirty? Not on the outside!
of 46 votes, 15% like it
Fireplaces
of 58 votes, 9% like it
I'm in Brazil!
of 113 votes, 15% like it
Cheeseburgers $4
of 118 votes, 8% like it
Want to hear my chainsaw impersonation?
of 142 votes, 42% like it
Craig Shimala is in my office
of 130 votes, 24% like it
Virus Free
of 401 votes, 25% like it
Google it
of 617 votes, 37% like it
I'm a level 50 spellcaster
of 634 votes, 21% like it
I Know Karate
of 507 votes, 20% like it
Don't fight the funk
of 417 votes, 28% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Bear Killer
of 133 votes, 10% like it
Bear Wrestler
of 711 votes, 13% like it
Build me a castle, please
of 13 votes, 8% like it
Delete this
of 6 votes, 0% like it
Dooby Da Frog
of 25 votes, 0% like it
Eat Less, Pay More
of 1 votes, 0% like it
Eating Disorder
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Experienced Cliff Diver
of 25 votes, 0% like it
Flippers
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Freshie
of 24 votes, 4% like it
Gonna eat that?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
I got a raisinet stuck in my nose
of 25 votes, 4% like it
I Tailgate
of 25 votes, 0% like it
I'm Krunked
of 35 votes, 9% like it
I'm Pooping
of 34 votes, 9% like it
Jake rules the world
of 5 votes, 0% like it
Left Lane Driver
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Let's Trade
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Mandingo Straights
of 25 votes, 4% like it
My warm fist
of 45 votes, 9% like it
No Viruses Detected
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Popcorn Eater
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Spare Some Truckets?
of 25 votes, 4% like it
You cocktease
of 236 votes, 11% like it
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All about me
First of all, thanks for using Threadless! I spent many long, sleepless nights building this website! Shondi, my wife, is the best! Right now she is smiling like a little frog.

We live in Chicago and have 2 dogs, Norman and Sophie. We work together for skinnyCorp, a company Jacob and I started back in late 2000 along with this very site you're on right now, Threadless!

Since then, we've built all kinds of neat community driven websites and absolutely love doing it. Hoorah!