Damn Scientists
Design by John Slabyk
$19.50 $10 Girly Tee
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This product is custom printed especially for you, as soon as you order it. We want to ensure this new order fulfillment and production process will give you products you love. So we triple check every step along the way to guarantee their quality. Although we cannot accept returns on these custom printed products, we'll happily replace items that arrive damaged or if the quality is unsatisfactory.
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About the artist
- Name
- John Slabyk
- Nickname
- aka S20
- Hometown
- URL: http://www.dodsr.com
About the design
- Original design submission
- Average score:
- 2.77 out of 5
- Scored by:
- 436 people
- Printed with: plastisol ink
- Tags: john slabyk scientists science future jetpack funny text type robots


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MRadclyffe on Jan 15, 2013 at 15:48:15
The link to the picture where you can actually read what it says is broken!
lizcasper77 on Dec 22, 2012 at 04:58:32
All I want is the meal-in-a-pill!! Is that so much to ask??
BerniceG on Oct 26, 2012 at 16:09:00
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dirkstevens on Oct 4, 2012 at 08:02:19
I like the designs of the shirt. I'm going to buy one and I'm going to use on Psy Concert.
dinahanson213 on Aug 30, 2012 at 09:26:36
I love the designs. they are far more better than the boring designs used by most teenagers nowadays. Most of these shirts makes sense too. I just don't understand what is it into shirts that are used by most teenagers with different avatars yet they just draw something there and just say its cool or nice. meh.. ohwels anyways cheers! gotta get one soon!
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lynkate123 on Jul 24, 2012 at 22:17:06
nice shirt. i saw one of my friends wearing the hoodies. it really looks good.
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spunionring on Jul 19, 2012 at 17:51:07
yeah the design is weak, it needs to be more cohesive. Also, hydrogen powered automobiles HAVE been invented havent they? same with robots... imo should be trimmed down to 3-4 "where's my" statements. I really like the "cure" statement, though it might be better as "Where's the cure to *that* disease" so it doesnt make me seem like I have the clap.
fragadella on Jun 27, 2012 at 11:16:46
please reprint hoodie in xsmall
Chaoticnight on May 16, 2012 at 00:35:15
I have mixed feelings on this shirt. I can appreciate the lightheartedness, leading up to a series point . But I understand how you may just want a cute/funny shirt, and the last line makes it unbuyable for some. But what's important is how the designer meant it, and it is what it is. So hopefully those that just want it for the humor can find a shirt with a similar theme somewhere. Also I haven't seen any of the comments yet where people are saying it's emo, but those that are are not understanding the concept of getting a serious message across through humor. Living with an incurable disease, or one that isn't always curable is NOT emo. It is real life.
BTW what I call "true emo" isn't anything to be ashamed of anyway. My zodiac sign is Cancer, and according to Astrology we are a very emotional sign. Emotional in the sense that we take feelings very seriously, and don't forgive easily (I've noticed this for myself anyway)..NOT to be confused with people treating emo as a fad, and who just want attention. Which I do not see in this shirt at all.
jellophono on May 14, 2012 at 21:50:08
Funny...
They Might Be Giants has a song that basically shares the same lamentations as this design. It's called "The World Before Later On"
http://grooveshark.com/s/The+World+Before+Later+On/nKmP?src=5
"Where are all the complications we won't have to face?"
whenwewerelions on Apr 11, 2012 at 11:27:29
I used to own this, and my mom threw it away.
jpocho on Mar 31, 2012 at 01:57:10
Brilliant Idea, not crazy about the design, but I'm not a designer so what the hell do I know right? Still a punchier font would have been nice.
Amlethus on Mar 23, 2012 at 05:37:43
Really want to see this shirt in the original light grey color again. It looked so much better that way.
laurialigns on Mar 19, 2012 at 18:49:01
I love this shirt. Don't get why everyone is saying the last line is emo. My mom died of type 1 diabetes and I have fibromyalgia, so the last line had somewhat of an impact on me---that doesn't make me emo. Plus, there's no reason why something can't be funny and serious.
i8puppies on Mar 16, 2012 at 05:48:38
reprint black please, my last one is shredded.