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Damn Scientists
Design by John Slabyk
$19.50 $12.95 Guys Tee
Asphalt Regular Fit size info
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Return Policy
This product is custom printed especially for you, as soon as you order it. We want to ensure this new order fulfillment and production process will give you products you love. So we triple check every step along the way to guarantee their quality. Although we cannot accept returns on these custom printed products, we'll happily replace items that arrive damaged or if the quality is unsatisfactory.
About the artist
- Name
- John Slabyk
- Nickname
- aka S20
- Hometown
- URL: http://www.dodsr.com
About the design
- Original design submission
- Average score:
- 2.77 out of 5
- Scored by:
- 436 people
- Printed with: plastisol ink
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ninjatanzen on Dec 3, 2011 at 19:09:09
The bottom five lines say:
where is my robotic companion
where is my dinner in pill form
where is my hydrogen fueled automobile
where is my nuclear-powered levitating house
where is my cure for this disease
mainial on Nov 11, 2011 at 21:14:44
colleen is beautiful..i love it :))
Lucio K on Nov 5, 2011 at 14:43:49
I CAN'T READ THE TEXT.
dharpist on Aug 25, 2011 at 10:44:54
Nice. Where is my jetson car that folds into a briefcase at the push of a button? Driving to Phila wouldn't be such an issue if i could just carry my car around instead of having to park it. lol...
luciaviolet on Jul 14, 2011 at 09:17:19
kind of embarrassing, but this pretty much exact line that was written in the Valley news sunday comics for one of the cartoons
FolkLore on Jul 6, 2011 at 04:54:37
this shirt is prophetically awesome. we made a parody of it. Check it out: http://www.threadless.com/submission/351873/Positive_Plagium
egli on May 16, 2011 at 11:36:50
This was supposed to be the future.
But since it's not, this is set in Arial instead of Helvetica.
courtyr on Mar 15, 2011 at 16:45:35
I still have the heather grey first edition and wish they would do a reprint of that, it's by far cooler than the asphalt one...
KennethCarlisleWard on Feb 16, 2011 at 16:52:51
No yeah, I was like a click away from buying this - but it's really that last line that kills it for me :/
tektonic on Jan 4, 2011 at 16:17:43
emo... no. its not.
Lostfang on Dec 10, 2010 at 15:50:09
I guess someone would consider it "Emo", If they didn't have an incurable disease.
Jatt on Dec 6, 2010 at 13:43:30
I've always liked this shirt, but that last line is a bit too emo for me ...
Steveph on Nov 26, 2010 at 23:59:47
meh
Mr Mudfish on Nov 18, 2010 at 17:30:54
I love it