EVERY TIME A CAT CLEANS ITSELF IT IS WORSHIPPING THE DARK LORD
Design by Jerrod Landon Porter
$19.50 Threadless Guys Tee
Black Regular Fit size info
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$19.50 Guys Tee
Black Regular Fit size info
- S sold out
- M sold out
- L sold out
- XL sold out
- 2XL sold out
$49.50 $29.95 Threadless Zip Hoody
Cotton and polyester blend makes for super soft fleece. Reinforced pocket and zipper stitching, plus cord control (a nifty slit inside the right pocket plus an interior loop). Unisex sizing to fit both guys and girlies.
Black Regular Fit size info
- XS sold out
- S sold out
- M 3 left
- L sold out
- XL sold out
- 2XL sold out
$19.50 Threadless Girly Tee
Black Regular Fit size info
- S sold out
- M sold out
- L sold out
- XL sold out
- 2XL sold out
$49.50 $29.95 Threadless Zip Hoody
Cotton and polyester blend makes for super soft fleece. Reinforced pocket and zipper stitching, plus cord control (a nifty slit inside the right pocket plus an interior loop). Unisex sizing to fit both guys and girlies.
Black Regular Fit size info
- XS sold out
- S sold out
- M 3 left
- L sold out
- XL sold out
- 2XL sold out
$37.50 One Piece iPhone Case
Protect your iPhone with this one-piece polymer blend hard case.
- Case covers sides and back of phone.
- Provides access to all ports and controls.
- Ring around camera lens prevents glare.
- Select Model:
- iPhone 4 or 4S
- iPhone 5
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$39.50 Two Piece iPhone Case
Protect your iPhone 4 or 4S with this two-piece polymer blend hard case.
- Case covers front edges, sides, and back of phone.
- Provides access to all ports and controls.
- Ring around camera lens prevents glare.
- Select Model:
- iPhone 4 or 4S
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Vertical Print
Printed on high quality gloss finish paper with archival quality inks.
- 100% cotton rag, acid free, thick fine art paper (250 gsm, 15 millimeter thickness).
- One inch border frames each design for framing.
- Numbers below indicate inches and are listed as width x height.
- Pick Your Size:
- (8X10) - $9.50
- (12X18) - $19.50
- (16X20) - $24.50
- (18X24) - $29.50
- (24X36) - $44.50
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Vertical Stretched Canvas
Printed on white, fine poly-cotton blend, matte canvas.
- Hand stretched canvas wraps around the 1.5 inch wood frame.
- Includes wall hanging hardware.
- Numbers below indicate inches and are listed as width x height.
- Pick Your Size:
- (14X18) - $69.50
- (16X22) - $84.50
- (22X34) - $129.50
This item has a special return policy
If your size is sold out, request a reprint!
Return Policy
This product is custom printed especially for you, as soon as you order it. We want to ensure this new order fulfillment and production process will give you products you love. So we triple check every step along the way to guarantee their quality. Although we cannot accept returns on these custom printed products, we'll happily replace items that arrive damaged or if the quality is unsatisfactory.
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About the artist
- Name
- Jerrod Landon Porter
- Nickname
- aka iheartjlp
- Hometown
- Tallahassee,
- URL: www.iheartjlp.com
About the design
- Original design submission
- Average score:
- 3.40 out of 5
- Scored by:
- 869 people


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Jaycee_Toh on Jun 27, 2012 at 17:02:24
This really a awesome design ! I'm buying the hoody, it's really amazing ! MORE DESIGN !!! Hopefully it's not sold out by the time I get it :P
DisconsolateChimera on Jun 15, 2012 at 16:52:23
This really made me laugh -- especially because my cat is cleaning herself RIGHT NOW in that exact position. I think I am rather frightened. Or not surprised.
iheartjlp on Jun 6, 2012 at 11:03:48
YAY! the front page says this is getting reprinted this week!!!
Also, I have a new design up
tapenstein on May 22, 2012 at 02:04:12
Did this reprint this past week? How did i miss this!? Best forking shirt EVER
Lacydior on May 17, 2012 at 13:58:39
D: why isit sold out so fast ?? :CC
maddienicolerose on May 9, 2012 at 13:20:26
Want.
LauraJean2 on May 4, 2012 at 00:29:45
Please please bring it back
Love you long long time
iheartjlp on Apr 9, 2012 at 16:51:09
Oh dang! This sold out fast!
misspixiebaby on Mar 21, 2012 at 06:07:07
:O I also am wanting a girly large reprint reprint REPRINT PLEEEASE :D
daniellerm on Mar 20, 2012 at 15:13:44
UGH! I wanted a girly large but its sold out!
REPRINT!!!
LauraJean2 on Mar 20, 2012 at 12:52:43
Please!!!! I was waiting to buy my Medium today and it is out, I need this shirt man!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
iamrobman on Mar 5, 2012 at 16:55:20
if tezt wasnt written,,only few will get the idea.,,this is a genius work of art,congrats
hanashing on Mar 3, 2012 at 01:29:58
THIS IS GENIUS! should get this in a heartbeat before its out of stock
Ncrsv on Feb 28, 2012 at 16:05:25
Fucking awesome!
littlem on Feb 24, 2012 at 01:21:20
hey, if you don't like the text, just get a fat sharpie and scribble it out. lol