two horses?

If you ever get into a fight with a horse, go for the legs - they're rubbish

Look at the horses, their so happy.

I'd be happy too if I evolved from dinosaurs.

I'd like to be a hairdresser. Or two. I'd like to be two hairdressers.

Or maybe just get a horse hair-did.

Horses are cool.

PARTY HARD

Here's an interesting fact about horses, ..You would think that horses have more neck bones than pepple (humens) ...when in fact, they have no neck bones at all, ..while most have a meatpipe loaded up with blood (like a boner), ..some have also been found to have fourteen alligator femurs instead!

So horses are walking boners.

Except when they need water. Then no boner.

I want to be space.

how do Artic horse deal with shrinkage?

Artic horses have evolved differently to city and sand horses, ..they have grown their necks down inside their bodies so hard, that their back legs shrivel andget all weird.

they also forget to grow heads sometimes and just grow their faces right on their shoulders.

I want to be a freedom

alexmdc said:

Does anyone want to be a bunny?

You beat me to it.

Jeff Giraffe

What's a Giraffe?

Its sort of like a big Kiwi with spots.

giraffes are cool I guess

I heard that giraffes eat pepple, and whenever it eats the <3 of a humen it gets another spot. ...I don't know if this is a fact, ..but I know this is a fact, i hate 'em.

I wanna be a Sandwich.

I don't think thats your opinion, I think thats a stock opinion that you've overheard somewhere and are passing off as your own. It was mechanicalrobotpower, in the forum, with the candlestick.

It was mechanicalrobotpower, in the forum, with the candlestick.

omg that's effing weird, I JUST made a Clue-like quote to someone

Wharton said:

I don't think thats your opinion, I think thats a stock opinion that you've overheard somewhere and are passing off as your own. It was mechanicalrobotpower, in the forum, with the candlestick.

I bought it. So it's my opinion.

Wharton said:

I don't think thats your opinion, I think thats a stock opinion that you've overheard somewhere and are passing off as your own. It was mechanicalrobotpower, in the forum, with the candlestick.

I bought it. So it's my opinion.

Twiggyhall said:

It was mechanicalrobotpower, in the forum, with the candlestick.

omg that's effing weird, I JUST made a Clue-like quote to someone

It was Twiggy, with a clue, in a thingy

not this guy

Wharton said:

Its sort of like a big Kiwi with spots.

kiwi fruits with spots?

oh man

I want to know the best secrets.

iPear said:

I want to know the best secrets.

Camels spit out what looks like men-spit, but it isn't, ..it's a secret venom made from a mix of plant bleedings and camels venom.

Hmm... You're pretty good, man. Do you want to date my sister?

iPear said:

Do you want to date my sister?

All the time.

do you guys know about deer?

they're pretty weird.

Pictured: an adult deer feeding.
The only thing I know about deer is they hunt in large packs, between 30 and 200 deers run at their prey (they are the fastest dirt based mammal) and stab it to death using a long tusk which is usually sheathed in a pouch on their bellies. ..They kill for fun because they only eat green or orange plant thumbs

A humen named Greg once lived from an attack of deers, ..he had on stab from each in the pack (144 stabs in total) but then he died.

No ring.

slicks back eyebrows

Imma be a frog, man! FROG!

Frogs are cool!!

But when frogs pee on your hands they give you scabies and anyone who's anyone knows that only pirates know how to get rid of scabies. They do enjoy peering on things, hey ...I'm pirate!

When a frog reaches maturity, it does sex at any female it finds, ..sometimes a frog women dies from all the sex it gets from frog-mans.

A frog never dies, it instead lays an egg that they eat and then they split into three or four tiny frogs, ..when a frog reaches it's tweens, it has to remerge with another tween frog.

because of frogs lifecycle, each one you kill, can never be replaced.

some believe that whenever a frog is murdered its spirit splits evenly among the remaining living frogs... and if we ever reach just one frog on planet Erth, ..it will become our new god.

Please murder any frog you find.

Pictured: An adult frog after eating its own egg.

stubby43 said:

If you ever get into a fight with a horse, go for the legs - they're rubbish

gotta love stuart bramish :)

do you like mah dolphin? dolphins are smrt

hey guys do you like my dog? dogs r cool.

taz-pie said:

hey guys do you like my dog? dogs r cool.

Why is that dog sleeping on that alligators balls?

Just commenting to say how much I hate this blog now u_u

iPear said:

Just commenting to say how much I hate this blog now u_u

It literally went to shit.

I have no more will to live. I will just sit here, stare at the dog and wither away.

It looks like a poop dick. :\

throws desk into the ocean

watches as the desk drifts away

lets go of Jack's hand

oh gawwwwwwwwddddddddd