WUT

I'm not going to the meetup anymore, guys. I have to grow some bean sprouts. :(

THIS IS AN UNFUNNY JOKE STOP JOKING

I'm not going to the meetup anymore, guys. This collection of Marmaduke strips ain't gonna read itself. :(

I AM GOING TO CRY TEARS

Unacceptable. Though Marmaduke IS magical

Not going to meetup. Have to wash my dog's hair :(

I have to wait for the cable guy, can't make it. Sorry.

My neighbor is going into labor.

I'm not going to the meetup anymore, guys. there's this girl. :(

I can't go to the meetup anymore, because I am a ghost.

You had me concerned at first, but then I realized that Mickey Rourke's nails are not going to take care of themselves, so good on you for taking care of them, Mike. With your teeth.

I'm not going to the meetup anymore, guys. Ryan's comment made my eyes explode.

i'm not going to the meetup anymore cause patients at the hospital changed their appointments to the end of the week :(((

i think im doing it wrong D:

because truth

I'm not going to the meetup anymore, guys. I have to shut Jeff's pretty little mouth and push him into his plane.

haha, im not lying but im going to butter up the nurse i work with and see if she can handle things herself. wish me ruck

THIS IS JUST THE WORST

Quit playinnga

butter away

wouldn't be a meetup without jeff threatening not to come

Sorry guys, I cant go to the meetup I have to eat

I'm not going to the meetup anymore, guys. I have cellulite on my thighs and wiggly upper arms and a beer belly. You guys might not like me anymore once you discover I'm not a Victoria's Secret underwear model.

(the sad thing is, a few years ago I would have really meant that)

shut up becca

Guys I can't go to the meetup because I ordered tickets for 23/8/2012, but maybe I can come if they have another meetup around then. You know, in the month of Slutvempril.

I never was going to the meetup this year....

I can't go to the meetup...

I got a rock.

Guys, I can't go to the meetup because I'm actually travelling backwards through time so I was already there. It was pretty cool except I had to watch Steve barf backwards which was pretty gross

I can't go to the meetup guys, I accidentally booked my trip to the meatup for the Ill Noise concert in Roseville.

i can't go to the meetup guys mattgill posted an image from a bar i went to once a week for 2 years and the thought of the odds of that happening gave me an aneurism

he was watching every time, mitch.

I can't go to the meetup anymore because I don't have any shorts.

I cant go to the meetup, guys my dog learned to talk and it is fascinating

Wait no what?

i can't go to the meetup I freaky friday'd with steve's dog

I cant go to the meetup I shaggy dogged with Tim Allen

I can't go guys. There is a big game of Halo and it's my turn to be Halo. All the Haloes actually.

Mom said it was my turn next ;(

I cant go to the meetup now, guys

I can't go to meetup because vegan.

I cant go to the meetup because I always Alamo. Haiku.