Be my pool boy

well at least I wouldn't mind being overworked at that...if you know what I'm saying.

ill sell you for 50 bucks

That's human trafficking, plus you don't own me. Craigslist is a weird place.

oh baby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTQfyY48HRs

hahaha thanks, that song was totally in my mind when I typed that.

^5!!

You know, there are actually legit job postings on twitter these days, you just have to find the right hashtag. Most people in this part of the world use seek.com.au but I'm guessing America does things differently...

You could always put your CV/portfolio in with a design specialized recruitment agency and see if they can find you anything. If you're looking at leisure then that might be the way to do it?

good call, I may start looking that way.

creative staffing places are good.

coo coo

If you can afford to volunteer, even just for a little while, it may put you in the right place to hear about better jobs when they open. shrugs Much luck and patience to you, my fellow seeker. Hope things get better!

Do you give good back rubs? i'm hiring

I receive them quite well, does that count?

no, you're fired.

you need to go to University of Phoenix and take back rubs 101

how am I supposed to practice on a computer?

I don't know but if you can make that work, you'll make a fortune. they already have specilaized massage for animals... so specialized massage for computers... wow... Yea. =F

I bet you'd make lots of money from that.

Lucrative to the max