"We are all beautiful"

Friends are kisses blown to us by angels.

"Come to me, my child"

You like suit? I get you good deal on suit!

/Armenian accent

"I just want to thank Jesus, and all my homies."

"Like a flock of seagulls, we soar"

whose this guy suppose to be? the english teacher/pedophile?

You do not mess with the Karl

mine isn't a quote its an actual question

" No words can express the way I pretend to feel for all of you"

His heart is the size of his ponytail.

That flash better not interrupt my meditation

" "And if you'll only hold me tight, We'll be holding on forever" - b.t. "

"Karl doesn't want anybody else, and when Karl thinks about you Karl touches himself"

Channeling Michael Bolton.

I like to be called Marco, maybe it's the Italian part of me.

Some say love, it is a river.

"Words cannot express my love for you all, so allow my cryptic hand gestures to do so"

My tailor isn't rich, but dead.

Thank you my doctor. And thank you Mylanta.

Kenny G speaks to all of us, if only we'll take the time to really listen.

Lovin' me is so easy

"Everyone's love would awaken me, if it wasn't for my narcolepsy"

"And on picture day, he rested"

My heart just transformed into a dove.

ok i suck i'm done.

Jesus means business

Ooops, I did it again...I've played with your heart...got lost in the game...oh baby,baby!

Your love will stay with me forever

My fellow parishioner, please join your hands with me.

Teacchers get to have their Yearbook pictures taken too?

"I'm here to dispel rumors that douching is bad for you, ladies. I assure, I am very good for vaginas."

Your love will stay with me forever....(you know who you are! CALL ME!) ;o)

Karl likes long walks on the beach, yoga, and Bulgarian New Age music. After high school, he plans to attend cosmetology school and hopes to someday work as a professional hair stylist.

Breaking hearts, it's tough buisness.

Argh, that should read like this:

"I'm here to dispel rumors that douching is bad for you, ladies. I assure you, I am very good for vaginas."

The crow flys like this... and says CAW CAW CAW

A hand to feel your heart, an ear to hear your words.

You'd never guess what I'm doing next year! That's right, LAW school!

"This is sign language for 'I'm so tweed'."

"I shouldn't of had that breakfast burrito"

Channeling Kenny G....that's right ladies!

This jacket has never been mine, and never be. Dad, please take it back.

"Love will never tear us apart"

Over-sized jackets suits me well.

Don't be a hater!

always here for free hugs

Can you believe someone was just throwing sexy like this away

President of the Home Ec Club :oP

I'm gentle...honest....