champions never look this good ;)

My IQ is a point better then my breast size times pie

2nd place is only the first loser

I don't fart

God only loves winners

the hottest legs trophy is only awarded every thousand years

Study THIS

"There is no team in winner!"

I have nice areolas too

EPIC WIN!

June, 1982 - Meredith Palin
"I was always very good at school," she says. When asked about her twin sister, Sarah, Meredith remarked, "Well, bless her soul, we were practically opposites in the IQ department. She was always mistaking me for a pitt bull. Something about me choosing not to wear a great deal of lipstick."

I carry my unabridged copy of The Complete Works of Nancy Drew everywhere, so no, I will not put it down for this photo.

Academics for $400, please.

In order to be successful, one must project an image of success at all times

Hmm. I don't feel smarter. Would a pocket protector be overkill?

"Pawn up or shut up."

So sad that there's not enough place for my 74 other trophies...

I don't like mentally outclassing others. I love it.

These are a few of my favorite things.......too bad my mathletes jacket was dirty

Oh... This? It only accents my personality in a way that the less sophisticated beings can understand.

Legally brunette at its best.

MVM. Most Valuable Mathlete.

Nerds got game too.

"Unflappable."

Chuck Dawson - Hot Dog Eating Champ and Future Trucker.

Clubs: Debate, Glee, UN Ambassadors
Interests: Reading biographies of war veterans, smiling
Heroes: Sarah Palin, Meredith Viera

"Thank you very much. That makes up for the strip search."

Books and awards are a girl's REAL best friends.

"For the last time guys, I won the Mathlete competition for my BRAINS, not my obscenely short skirt. Although it didn't hurt."

Believe and I shall achieve.

"Meredith won 1st Place for collecting the most blue squares in 2001!"

If only I had actually WON that trophy instead of making a bad decision with the basketball team

Veni, Vidi, Veci.

I smile to cover up the fact that daddy still drinks and will never love me...

Achievements mean the world to the world.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner. :)

I'm awesome and the trophy proves it!

"b2 or not b2, that is the question."

voted most likely to proudly display my bookcase worth of medals well into my forties

I will be President!

"Perfectionism is a virtue."

If only my trophy was blue to match my perfect outfit.

What you call overachieving I call under-delivering.

though competent at many things, Meredith still failed to follow the "knee length" skirt requirement at Harrison High School

showing off my trophy and books has got to get me into harvard.

Voted most likely to be the ugly pretty girl whose flimsy glasses disguise makes her the target of ridicule until the weird-but-actually-kinda-sweet kids make a bet and turn her into the heart-stopping prom queen much to the cool kids' poorly feigned surprise.

"If you pawn your education you'll end up in a stalemate with your future."

Really, it's all in the glasses.

“She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.”
--woody allen

Though she was eventually elected to public office, Sarah Palin has not won a debate since high school.