"Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide them"

The ruffles on this shirt represent my personality, the shirt itself represents how stylish I am.

I hope that Tim Tipton never forgets that he dumped me last spring. Good luck in community college, Timmy.

If you're not first, you're last.

I was so delighted to be voted most likely to be Governor of Alaska.

check this, mates!

"Valedictorian is still not enough"

"Queen to 8 A's"

"I am so impressive, ain't I?"

I always heard that genius is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, but I never sweat it.

I'm crying inside.

No matter how hard she tried, Meredith couldn't quite shake the thought that she might have made a brilliant cheerleader.

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In a twist of irony, this is her parent's car

"Some are born great, some achieve greatness...I am all of them"

"Genius, by its very intensity, decrees a special path of fire for its vivid power"

Valadactarian has never had so many A's.

"Belle de jour."

"I am no genius, I don't think grades like them"

"It not me, we are just not mentally the same"

"An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise."

NERD Awards 1st Trophy

It was only after a short rampage on her part that the debate team let her hold "the big trophy" in her class photo.

I've already started planning our 5 year reunion

"only winners play chess"

Just to please my mom.

"Today high school, tomorrow the macrocosm."

I will get laid, I will get laid, I will get laid..

"It's been a pleasure stepping over all of you to reach the top!"

"Amer-I-CAN!"

"Sometimes there is only room on the top for one."

It's a merit be Meredith.

"Most likely to start a detective agency and run around with a Great Dane."

Superstar!!!

"I don't have all the answers; only the correct ones."

Don't tell anyone this trophy is for the Blue Book Holding Team.

“I became a lesbian because of women, because women are beautiful, strong, and compassionate.”

Vim. Vigor. Vivacity. Velma!

I'm like so like ready for college

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."

My trophy is bigger then yours

First off, I would like to thank the class of 2007 for electing me to write this year's prestigious "yearbook quote". While I must admit it is not a ritual I'm necessarily familiar with, I can honestly say with great pride and humility that you've made a sound choice, especially as I was sadly edged out for the valedictorian spot. I'd like to begin, if you'll allow, with a quote from my hero, Sophocles, as it's often been an inspiration throughout my, if you'll forgive the hubris, decidedly successful academic career. While it's a little long (and as I'm sure the indication on this form indicating a 125 word limit is surely a mistake), I feel confident that you, Class of 2007, will find it

I kissed a girl and I liked it

I only wear glasses to disguise my secret identity as Superachiever.

I'm also captain of the glee club

"I have killed so many people to get to where I am now. (Maniacal Laughter)"

"Well behaved women rarely make history."

I'm better then you.

I'm so amazing, even my smile is winning!

I'll always remember.. The Girl Next Door

I killed the girl with the kitten sweater for this trophy!