Those uppers really helped me through the year, thank you.

Who needs a boyfriend anyway?

"If at first you don't succeed, it's because I already did."

"This picture will go great with the others I try and hide from future boyfriends"

i was actually very angry during this photo, but perfect people never stop smiling :]

On the ladder of success, can't let boys look up my dress!

If you knew how I won this trophy you'd be smiling too!

I dabble.

If I don't show off my over-achievements, then who will?

"A trophy a day, keeps the principal at bay I always say. "

You say 'overachiever' like it's a bad thing.

I desire that someday, after college and career has played its part, all of my classmates might achieve the same level of success as I

Am I not a bloody ray of sunshine?

"I beat Chuck Norris for this trophy"

"We are Grandmasters of the universe."

"I won this trophy when I supposed to graduate a year or two back"

"They only let me have ONE trophy in the picture..."

The things we do to get laid...

"Checkers are for chumps!"

Blue is so 2001.

"Tell me who is the awesome one here!"

This trophy's for all the Pitbulls with lipstick out there..You betcha!

Meredith ultimately decided on her Debate Trophy as her prop, but ironically debated bringing her Hall Monitor sash up until the last day.

"My mother always said that winning would bring me friends... but all I got was this lame trophy..."

East Andenburg High School's Competitive Scrapbooking Team

Mary - Congratulations on your only Senior not to get pregnant award

2001: A Grace Odyssey. Let the awe and mystery of Meredith, a girl unlike any other, begin.

"Life isn't about how many trophies you win, but how big they are."

Sarah Palin felt hot, young, and confident as she took her school picture and mentally prepared herself to take over the world.

And the winner of the 2001 Tear Phonebook In Half Barehanded award is... Meredith!

All I've got are my books and looks. Oh ya and this trophy!

While you were avoiding your homework over the years, I discovered how to teleport to China from anywhere.

Humility is like underwear, essential, but indecent if it shows

1234 is not a secure password.

Life is a long lesson in humility.

"Athletics? This trophy's for achievement in condescension"

I'm not insecure.

"I'm Ms. Superstar President"

Debate Club has never looked so sexy

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Meredith singlehandedly ushered East Andenburg's competitive scrapbooking team to victory this year. Congratulations, Meridith.

"A woman's favorite position is CEO"

Now that I'm the most inteligent in the school, let me explain why I shouldn't be your girlfriend, in the matematical or in the logical way?

"I really want to be a race car driver"

"Life is what happens while you're busy making Honor Roll."

Summa Cum Laude actually means "I have no life" in Latin.

This is no ordinary trophy, but the likes of you would not understand it's complexity.

"Perfection is Inspiration"

"Nobel Prize here I come!"

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