This trophy is from a UFC tournament!

Of course I can be social, I read all about it!

Winnie Cooper, eat your heart out.

"Somebody needs to smurf me outta here!"

Perfect is, as perfect does.

"I don't know karate, but I do know Caro-Kann."

"Suck it, Susie Farkass."

When I next see all of you at the reunion; I will be the one laughing!

"Most likely to become governor of Alaska"

"Don't h8 the player, h8 the game."

Real Winners Study.

Too bad she only got into a state college! Bwahaha!

"Don't leave your future to f8"

"Epic Win"

this was the only trophy that fit in the picture

The only reason this isn't the Academic Bowl championship team picture is the minimum participant requirement.

Crying inside: what happened to the other 2%?

In truth, I bought this trophy at a garage sale.

I just stole this from my neightbour. Imaginary Isabelle talked me into it.

"I'm a pimp, I'm a pimp, I'm a pimp...if I say it enough, someone will believe it!"

Salutatorian!?! Who's valedictorian??? Must keep smiling and hold back tears for photo!

Not braggin', just show-and-tellin'.

"I'd like to thank all the nameless nobodies who helped me to succeed."

It was either the trophy or the 12 piece encyclopedia set. I think I chose wisely.

With this hunting trophy and my catalog of model pictures, I too, will become the governor of Alaska one day.

" I had no clue there is a trophy for best dental hygiene!"

If I just keep smiling maybe the photographer won't noticed that I sharted.


(To shart - - to accidentally shit oneself while attempting to fart)

Does this come in platinum?

No one will know I am pregnant if I hide behind a trophy and my notebook

"I not only won this trophy. . . I MADE IT!!!!"

Rest is for the retired.

Trophy today, tiara tomorrow.

"Nerd of the year."

"I wanted to leave an everlasting impression for my yearbook picture, and what better way to do that than with being with my little baby?"

It sucks to be YOU!

Nobody will ever suspect where this innocuously shaped trophy would go shortly after math club.

She's not amazing, she's just perfect.

First place trophy holding contest!

"And with my Lil Blue Blackmail Book, you too can achieve all your dreams!"

Well behaved women rarely make history, but I did!

No one could've guessed that Meredith would go on to play in the NFL.

Perfection, or death by trophy.

In Mathletics, I'm an Olympian.

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"Smile"

:)

Posture makes perfect.

"Dress for Success, Ladies! And let a smile be your umbrella!"
-Machiavelli, The Prince 2: It ain't just a man's world!

Tina Fey Look-alike Contest Winner

This was the smallest trophy in my house.

"My fav color is Deep Blue!"