Is that a large trophy or are you just happy to see me?

I got this trophy for having the most bestest grammar.

Tracey Flick doesn't have anything on me!!

"Once I move out I'm getting contacts!!!!"

"Most Likely to Marry Joe Six Pack"

Take that cheerleading squad!

This right arm threw for 1400 yards, leading our beloved Spartans to their first All-State football title!

First off, I would thank the academy...

It's all just prep.

If winning isn't everything, why don't they give trophies to losers?

My name is Kelly. My blue notebook helps me rate what you're worth.

"Harvard, here I come!"

Mommies little winner...Daddies little slip up.

When i grow up, i want to be just like Sarah Palin.

No boyfriend is perfect enough to have me!

"I should be the one doing the teaching."

"Now if only acting in the school play got me a date for the prom!"

I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code

'20 years from now I will be completely unchanged'

In 2007 Meredith won a trophy. She also bought a blue folder. Unfortunately, she never managed to become awesome.

I can only imagine the trophy the football team would have given me if I'd actually played on the team.

"WWNDD? What would Nancy Drew Do?"

"Anyone can overcome a checkered past."

Meredith: Master Debator of '01

Let's see: short skirt, phallic symbol, sexy librarian glasses, pirate shirt. Everything a man could want, right?

Someday I'll be a Trophy Wife!

"I got 99 problems but your rook ain't one. HIT ME!"

Behind every great woman are hundreds of trophies and awards.

The shorter the skirt, the taller the trophy.

Thank God For Caffeine!

I didn't really win anything in Chess Club. I just got this trophy for being the least nerdy kid there.

No, as a matter of fact, I'm not Lisa Loeb

"I apologize for ruining your plain blue background; even I sometimes lose track of how brightly my talents radiate."

Exsqueeze me, but can I push up my glasses once more?

"The trophy was for 4 years of excellent attendance. Shame that in 4 years, no one told her that high buttoned shirts would ruin her chances for a date to senior prom."

Mathlete of the Year

High school was just the breakfast to my career!

Anyone could win The Best Student Award if you can memorize the whole textbook!

If Chuck Norris and the Most Interesting Man in the World had a daughter, her name would be Meredith.

"Wait until they see MY bling!"

Meredith is an AP study in contradiction. Granny blouse and homemade denim miniskirt, academic decathlon champion (3 years running) and a passionate devotion to the Kama Sutra. "I like things."

"So far, washing the Headmaster's socks wasn't that bad idea!"

"Study hard or your mind will atrophy."

the trophey up my bum is bigger!

Tracy Flick has got nothing on me.

"I wore a skirt to show you i may be a nerd but i still like to party"

The achievement of a degree thesys about Photoshop

einstein could never have looked this good.

It doesn't matter if I win, just that everyone else lose.

"I came to dance."