L.H.O.O.Q.

I am an old fashioned yet recent winner(sophomore that is) of a mock trial debate competition.

Elle A Chaud Au Cul.

my trophy is bigger than yours

"I'm not really athletic, studious, or in need of glasses. I just work in the school's prop department."

Forensic Team Captain for Life.

"If you can see the future, you can be the future."

I'm far too busy for quotes

Try, try, try and u'll eventually succeed!

"I'm so proud of my debate team trophy for 2001, I can't stop smiling!"

Holding the Marie Curie award for office acumen and looking good.

"Some people have told me that school isn't everything. It's true, sports are very important too!"

You may be wondering why I still carry around a trophy from 2001 in 2009. It's really my pimp cane.

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If you can solve this I might take the time out of my busy day to converse with you.

Future President

Highschool is only a pitstop of the things I will acomplish.

"I'm better than you."

The secret to success is me

Second is the first loser.

E=mc²

Baby talk.

the stick up my butt helps with my perfect posture!

Master Debater.

Ruffles+Trophies= Meredith Wins The World!

Freemasons here I come!

I failed Social Life.

I ooze knowledge.

Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be a winner and smart.

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The act of estimating something as worthless.

"Little Miss Perfect ain't got nothing on me... I mean does not have anything on me"

Fear only thy lack of thy own trophy.

"Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure"

I love how these glasses convinced everyone I became valedictorian by studying... little do they know what I was really doing for "extra credit."

I didn't say I was that smart, I said I went to class and I enjoyed what I was doing. By doing, I mean, winning.

I love to write smart essays and commentary. But it doesn't replace the other kind of love...

I play a female Indiana Jones in the school play, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role to me: I wanted to be smart, funny, and to kick some ass.

Been there, done that, got the first place trophy right here.

"America!"

"Chess is my passion"

My trophy case will never be full enough.

It's very hard for a man to ask me questions about sex. The smart ones do. wink, wink

If smarterest was a word, it would describe me.

"Shoot for the moon and you'll find you'll end up in the stars."

"Who needs friends when I have school!"

A- Academicly Brilliant
B- Brainless
C- Challenged
D- Down-right Dumb
F- Failure at Life

Checkmate me out!

I can rock a jean skirt and blouse like no other!

When on the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your dress!

Attention everyone, the first meeting of the "Over-Achievers Society" may now begin.

"Life ADDS up to great things."

"The secret to success is a simple algorithm."