Look "perfection" up in the dictionary and you will find this picture.

The only thing Meredith couldn't debate was that she was best.

*the best

fembot! too perfect to be human.

"It's not always about winning or being the best, it's about who comes out on top. Oh wait."

"It was a good year. For me."

If you only knew the power of the dark side.

Meredith? More merits!

School and studying go together like teeth and toothpaste.

And I would've been Prom Queen too, if someone had just seen me without these glasses.

I will eat your soul.

Today, highschool, tomorrow the world!

Touch me and Chad will kick your ass.

"The Pin is mightier than the sword"
(and yes, I meant pin... like the chess move...)

Voted most likely to become the hot librarian.

I go to school.

"I wonder if anyone notices the toilet paper I stuffed in my bra"

I will win many trophies in life, but I vow to never be one.

Winning makes my breakfast complete.

Guess how I pulled this out.

Someday, I'll be a trophy wife.

"Success is never coming in second place."

"Nerds 2² ever"
does that count?!

"Lacking nothing essential to the whole; complete of its nature or kind."

Everyhing I touch turns to nerd.
Does that count too?

2001 was the year I won the "Turtle-shell & straight hair" 1st prize. Still proud of it.

With great trophies come great ego.

I'm definitely smarter than a 5th grader!

Look at my perfect legs. Anything to add?

The best bowler the school has ever seen.

I eat wheaties for breakfast, lunch AND dinner

Overachievers unite!

The key to success is remembering where you put it.

I may make winning look adorable, but this champ is fierce!

I won this trophy from smiling like this

President of the Future Trophy Wifes of America

"One of the signs of an approaching nervous breakdown is the feeling that one is terribly important."

Maybe if I move this trophy to the left a little no one can see up my skirt.

Daddy will be proud of me (as I am)

Studying is SO easy. Look at how I get my trophy just by memorising the big blue book!

Most Likely To End Up As Trailer-Trash

Winner of the Best in Show at the 2001 Librarians of Tomorrow Student Extravaganza

"Can you tell me what page this quote will appear on so that I can properly cite myself?"

Known at spelling bees across the country as 'Mere-ciless.'

Librarian's little helper

From overachieving and tedious studying, Meredith is now qualified and on her way to becoming Tina Fay's body double.

"When i grow up i wanna be a librarian no a teacher no a librarian no a teacher and so forth"

What does it yo?!

Recess was never my favorite subject.

"What it do yo?!"