This is my don't-mess-with-me-or-I'll-throw-my-retainer-at-you look.

"I'm too sexy for my literature."

This quote doesn't even exist.

"I read books that don't even exist yet."

the stick on this chair fit perfectly

"What is life but something we live?"

"I told you... I can't Read"

"look away, my face is too handsome"

"This book doesn't need words, I already know the ending."

"I stick my nose up at this novel."

You can't see me because I wear all black

My poetry is meaningful, because the moon rises over tranquil bays at dusk.

To be or not to be, out.

The turtleneck hides all the sloppy hickeys Missy gave me.

Turtles are so romantic, that is why I wear clothes fashioned after them.

Jesus loves my emo poems.

Shakespeare loves my emo poems.

I'm not emo, I'm a male Emily Dickinson.

Alexander the president and only member of the french poetry club.

Life isn't all depressing, there are rainbows and unicorns.

Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments I take your breath away.

"Reading, the key to the soul, patch."

This picture is worth 1000 words, but I have probably already read them.

I enjoy the sounds of snapping and bongos.

Dont hate me because I have a soul patch.

Are you sure I'm not allowed to wear my sunglasses and beret?

“As I gaze into infinite space, my sophisticated psyche is fixated upon the thought of one of those succulent burgers, served in the lunchroom, caressing my superior taste buds.”

No one will ever live up to Shakespeare, not even myself.

Take chances, put your turtleneck on the line.

ahahahahaa

Roses are red, violets are blue, I can quote all of Shakespeare, and Whitman too.

Alexander's abnormally large adam's apple was the real reason he began wearing turtlenecks; theatre came naturally after that.

Education is but an interference with my learning.

This chapter of my life should be turned into a movie.

the cognative dissonanc of highschool makes me so apropos, like a transient vagabond on a journey into positive infinity...

Alexander, fed up with Bible study, turns an astute eye and ear to beat-poetry...

"My soul patch knows the meaning to life, the universe and everything."

The scriptures will define the future.

A monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will be able to reproduce the words of Shakespeare, but and Alexander thoughtfully composing a symphony of expressions will make the world forget about Shakespeare.

The beat of my heart keeps me from being beaten down by the cold, grey and bland that surrounds me.

"Shakespeare hates your emo poems"

Don't hit the books, they're my friends.

Reading is my passion.

Even the sharks and the Jets feared Alexander the leader of the Turtles

Alexander looked in disbelief after discovering that Tyler Durden is the Narrator, he did not want to believe

My soul patch sense is tingling!

I will light the candles of wisdom with my burning gaze of knowlege.

"To be or not to be, I'm just that awesome."

"I'm so complicated."

Winner of the prestigious "Teacher's Choice Award" for best kiss-ass student