[STP Contest] Wildcard Redux - Wotto wins!
It's been a while since I've posted anything here and I'm being uber-lazy today (as well as every other day) so let's throw out any potential originality and just revisit the classic. By the way, I'm probably buying some shirts within the next week, but I might not. So the winner definitely will get my next set of STPs, I just can't guarantee when that'll be. If you don't like the idea of mystery-date STPs then you're just being a silly goose.
This is how the game works:
The person to get the 100th comment (bottom of 2nd page) becomes the first wildcard. To win this game, you have to post something directly after the wildcard's next post. Not after their 100th comment post, their next post. The wildcard can win the game themselves if their next two posts are back-to-back.
If the wildcard doesn't post anything at all for the next 100 comments, and so nobody can win yet, and maybe the wildcard died from a heart attack at his/her computer upon being declared so very wild...the person with the 200th comment becomes the new wildcard and we keep going like this every 100 comments until someone wins.
All posts have to be unique and made of real words. No spamming, no string of random letters, no single-letter comments, etc. Don't be a dink. If the winning person's post is a bunch of crap or a spammed duplicate post, we ignore it and keep going.
You probably want to stop reading now, which is good, because I want to stop writing.