you know how i know you're gay?
you quote movies

'You'll pay for this!'

'You'll never get away with this!'

'I've got a bad feeling about this.'

oh i should've read this. my bad. i just assumed it was movie lines far too quoted.

'It's quiet. Too quiet.'

it's all going according to plan

'You may have won the battle... but you'll never win the war!'

you know how i know you're gay?
you quote movies

a quote in itself

'I know! Let's put on a show!' (as said in every Judy Garland/Mickey Rooney production)

"you complete me"

cant think of any right now, but... er... I'll be back

'I might as well tell you everything, since I'm going to kill you anyway.'

'Oh Hero's Name!'

'You dirty rat!'

go on and save yourself, i'll be fine.

"We're going to throw the biggest party this town has ever seen!"

'[Heroe's name] is powerless to stop me!'

I love movielines like that!
I think they should make a movie purely with these conversations!

my all time fav is " stay in the car"
lol

a quote in itself

I thought that was the point?

can i use your shower? mine's broken.

don't ever change

'Tell my wife... I love her.'

(it should also be noted how i hate that every building in every movie has a detailed 3-D computer map available at some point, and someone says) 'it looks like we can get in through here'

im having a slow day

AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!

Insert witty line from hero who just arrived via zipline/parachute/ceiling

'Hey, the power's out. And the phones aren't working.'

"Care to make things interesting?"

(said before hero agrees to participate in a bet that will justify the ridiculous storyline that follows)

i just want you to know...
if i (we) don't make it outof here...

'My parents will be gone all weekend. we'll have the house to ourselves.'

"Does someone want to tell me what's going on around here?"

"You've got a nerve showing your face after what you did."

gasp "Did you hear that?"

'Do you trust me?'

just blogged this but oh well..

"this only happens in the movies!"

"Reverse the polarity!"

How did you know my only weakness?!?!?

'Just wait 'til your father gets home!'

cover me

sadly the phones rarely works, regardless of power levels :(

'I'll get you if it's the last thing I do!'

The mainframe is on lockdown, you're going to have to override it manually!!!

'Sir, we have a situation.'

"this can't be happening" ala shirtflirt

dude, where's my car!

Don't cut the red one!

I'm coming with you!

No, it's too dangerous.

Youngster/Woman turns up to save hero in nick of time

"Your mother wanted you to have this..."

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!"

OMG and WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
do movies- ALL MOVIES, good and bad- ALWAYS use the
'CAT JUMPING OUT OF THE closet/alley/trashcan/bedroom/car etc..etc..etc..." technique. it's gotten to the point that when that happens, i just stop watching/caring. maybe they are all doing it to be funny now, but damn.

you'll never work in this town again

do you know how much trouble you've caused

(EXPLITIVE)! *after cat jumps out during suspenseful moment

i shoulda told you sooner, but......