Matt McBride
14
spearbritney1378@aol.com
Medium
You Sunk My Battleship
Because i really love threadless shirts and i want to buy a bunch for me friends and family cuz im broke.
Name: Summer
Age: 17
E-Mail: xlemonx@gmail.com
Shirt Size: girly large
Favorite Shirt: caged
Why I should pick you:
I should be picked because... http://z.about.com/d/urbanlegends/1/0/v/A/what_is_it.jpg
that picture always grosses me out
Name: Ryan Niven
Age: 28
E-Mail: rgniven@yahoo.co.uk
Shirt Size: M
Favorite Shirt: Captain Bellyflop
Why I should pick you: Why not? in todays apathy filled world you probably dont have any real reasons not to.
Name: Ryan Niven
Age: 28
E-Mail: rgniven@yahoo.co.uk
Shirt Size: M
Favorite Shirt: Captain Bellyflop
Why I should pick you: Why not? in todays apathy filled world you probably dont have any real reasons not to.
Matt McBride
14
spearbritney1378@aol.com
Medium
You Sunk My Battleship
Because i really love threadless shirts and i want to buy a bunch for me friends and family cuz im broke.
Favorite Shirt: I have many... Outbreak Girl/ Radios/ Skunk2... most of the older stuff. They were more design orentated then comical illustrations.
Why I should pick you:
Because im a 2nd year broke ass art student, who has to pay off $80,000.00 worth of student loans. All the Einsteins in the world get all the scholarships, and leave nothing for those who are average when it comes to mathimatical equations and really long words that will never be used in life.
this photo is a bit more comical then gross.... http://fuck.org/
tesko
25
thetesko@gmail.com
M
Piece of meat
Pick me because I'm skint (have no money) and need cool shirts in order to attract the opposite sex and get laid as I cant afford prostitutes. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/tiradora/day234.jpg
Name: Devlin
Age: 17.something
E-Mail: that_devlin@hotmail.com
Shirt Size: Small Male
Favorite Shirt: The Bright Lights
Why I should pick you: I probably have the coolest name on Threadless. Devlin. And it's a real one too. Oh yeah, and I haven't slept for 40 hours.
Josh Perkins
20
theperk at gmail.com
Medium
Beasts
You should pick me because I can do this weird twitch thing with my eyes, like a sideways blink with my bottom eyelids. Also, because we are about the same age.
In that same vain, here is some eye grossness: http://www.burnsurgery.org/Modules/initial_mgmt/images/im-55.gif
Name: amanda beadl es
Age: 24
E-Mail: amanda@abeadles.com
Shirt Size: small or medium
Favorite Shirt: my little pony
Why I should pick you: i would use this certificate to buy shirts that i would feed hungry children while wearing.
Mike Mitchell
age: 23
lazymitchell at hotmail.com
size:medium
fave shirt: My Little Pony, because its a totally rad illustration, and half the people I come across hate it, which makes me love it even more
You should pick me, because Im an idiot who has wasted over $40 in street team points for accidental reasons. and because I dug up a pretty nasty image for you
Aaron bell
age 21
arethiel at gmail.com
XL
Well, this Just Really Sucks...
You should pick me because I sometimes feel like no one cares about what I do and it is nice to get a positive response sometimes...
Name: Leif Hou
Age: 16
E-Mail: leifhou168@msn.com
Size: Medium
Fave shirt: The Fast Supper because as a praiser of fast food (rather slim too!), I feel that is a good way to uphold American fast food dependencies.
Why you should pick me: Because I can end world hunger with the blink of an eye, just don't have the motivation. Should you gracefully allow me this opportunity to buy some shirts, I will have the motivation needed. Thank you.
Name: nikki
Age: 15
E-Mail: helloletshug@gmail.com
Shirt Size: girly small
Favorite Shirt: for the birds
Why I should pick you:
because sometimes it's nice to feel like you've won something. i haven't won anything since 4th grade and i'm constantly being overshadowed by my twin brother and older sister.
sometimes it's just nice to feel special and that you're not inivisible.
Name: Steven Reed
Age: 16
e-mail: stevenrocks@cox.net
size: medium
Favorite Shirt: Russel hows your ma
Why you should pick me: uh...im not sure there is one, im just trying to get free shirts like everyone else here.
Name: Nicola
Age: 19
E-Mail: nic_beech@hotmail.co.uk
Shirt Size: Girly medium
Favorite Shirt: Thank You/Grab Ahold of Life
Why I should pick you: Because I have four of the shirts you have in your profile pictures. Also I'm awesome.
Gross picture: http://www89.sakura.ne.jp/~kirin/ketsu/image/furry/r_rim_lion01.jpg
This picture is more funny than gross, really. Why would the giraffe have his nipple pierced? And why is his cock end blurred out? I was going to use the excuse that I wanted to use a drawn image rather than a photograph because this is a design website, but in reality I just couldn't find anything good so my mind turned to the most hideous thing on Earth: furries.
Name: Dylan Tedaldi
Age: 14 (almost fifteen)
E-Mail: dtedaldi@comcast.net
Shirt Size: Mens Small or Womens XL (w xl is better hehe)
Favorite Shirt: Love me Hairdo
Why I should pick you: Because I am young, love threadless, am starting a shirt silk screening company (that has made no money yet), am trying to buy a new car (that I will wear my threadless shirts in and advertise personally for THREADLESS), and because you are my best friend in the world. Also, because I thought we were supposed to email these, so I spent an hour trying to find your email address. I am really sorry if I sound desperate.
Nasty Pictures:
Someone's leg: http://www.arches.uga.edu/~atnelson/nasty%20leg4.jpg
Bladder Disease: http://www.vetsurgerycentral.com/images/gall_bladder4.jpg
Someone's Nast Penis: http://www.emedicine.com/derm/images/2452PAK-ER~1.JPG
Name: Andrew
Age: 15
E-Mail: appendixes@hotmail.com
Shirt Size: Small :D
Favorite Shirt: Afternoon Delight
Why I should pick you: You should pick me because I was Cub of the Year in 1997, mainly because I deisgned a cub car and came in first in my cub group, then got 3rd in the city wide compition. All I got was a peice of paper andI need a reward for my great job. hahaah
Why I should pick you: I, like most of the people here enjoy the excellent art work on this site and I wouldnt mind owning more of it, not to mention I love T-shirts and enjoy not being naked. Thanks
I put in some extra effort and sifted through a bunch of pictures, even if you wanted just one and you dont pick me cause i put to many you'll still be getting abunch of gross ones.
Name: Daniel Reese
Age: 15
E-Mail: TheRock8200@hotmail.com
Shirt Size: Guys M
Favorite Shirt: God&doG
Why I should pick you: b/c i need to give my friend an awesome present for his birthday in january, and what better than a threadless shirt?? And because i spent my last $20 in quarters, nickels; penies at circuit city today on christmas presents.
You must be stinkin' rich. I can't think of any other way someone would have 1500 to blow on shirts. Not crapping on the contest or anything, just amazed.
Name: Rob
Age: 29
E-Mail: rgwg@cox.net
Shirt Size: Mens L
Favorite Shirt: I like trees too
Why I should pick you: Because I've looked at all these nasty pics and that movie that matt posted rrrraaaaalppphhhh
luckily, people don't write bad programs for mac, so I'm pretty safe.
but for the edification of the host of this contest, www.freakhole.com has a ton of all sorts of nasty/gross pictures. You could surf there all day for sick stuff...
hell, it is even part of the "SickSiteNetwork!" so knowck yourself out.
Name: Eric
Age: I will be 20 May 1st
E-Mail: oxivo@hotmail.com
Shirt Size: medium
Favorite Shirt: I have many... Outbreak Girl/ Radios/ Skunk2... most of the older stuff. They were more design orentated then comical illustrations.
Why I should pick you:Because im a 2nd year broke ass art student, who has to pay off $80,000.00 worth of student loans. All the Einsteins in the world get all the scholarships, and leave nothing for those who are average when it comes to mathimatical equations and really long words that will never be used in life.
Name: Brandon Petty
Age: 20
E-Mail: AFAmenaza05@gmail.com
Shirt Size: Medium
Favorite Shirt: Regrowth: Katrina
Why I should pick you: You should pick me, because I am in the United States Military and get bossed around all the time and never get paid any real amount of money to buy t-shirts. I also just got engaged about a week ago and will be putting all the money I have towards supporting my family and paying for the wedding. I am also in college and I just don't have the money to do everything, but I try. Also, I get deployed alot and go to a bunch of shit holes and would like to be wearing a stylish threadless t-shirt while I was there.
Name: Katie
Age: 19
E-Mail: skippyette@gmail.com
Shirt Size: Girly Small
Favorite Shirt: SUBterrain
Why I should pick you: Because I draw gross porn.
Like this: http://pico.localghost.us/CS_Jelly.jpg
Name:Amethsyt
Age:14 E-Mail:somkepeoplegosh@yahoo.com
Shirt Size:s/xs
Favorite Shirt :snack/honest tee
Why I should pick you: becuase I don't own any shirts yet and I don't have any money and pluss I'll be your best friend lol but I don't cae if you pick me or not
Name:Brendan Gavin
Age:15 going on 16 E-Mail:imxspartacus@yahoo.com
Shirt Size: large
Favorite Shirt:thank you
Why I should pick you: because im a broke teen and need to buy christmas presents (belated of course) for people. also im just generally broke and i wouldnt mind getting a tee or two for myself and my sis (hey at least im honest)
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gerpander
I'd blow the $500 on personal instant gratification.
littlem
ew
Elburrito
http://www.ruready2party.com/images/face.jpg
Name: Adam
Age: 15
E-Mail: GrungeRockGerbil@gmail.com
Shirt Size: M
Favorite Shirt: Mission Listen.
:)
Elburrito
http://www.ruready2party.com/images/gotballz.jpg
Elburrito
http://www.ruready2party.com/images/pic15.jpg
Elburrito
http://www.ruready2party.com/images/jumper.jpg
gerpander
Bleargh, wash your eyes with the cuteness which is this
http://www.hedweb.com/animimag/sloths.jpg
mattmc
Matt McBride
14
spearbritney1378@aol.com
Medium
You Sunk My Battleship
Because i really love threadless shirts and i want to buy a bunch for me friends and family cuz im broke.
http://www.ruready2party.com/images/pic15.jpg
tripmachine
Name: Summer
Age: 17
E-Mail: xlemonx@gmail.com
Shirt Size: girly large
Favorite Shirt: caged
Why I should pick you:
I should be picked because...
http://z.about.com/d/urbanlegends/1/0/v/A/what_is_it.jpg
that picture always grosses me out
Robotron5
Name: Ryan Niven
Age: 28
E-Mail: rgniven@yahoo.co.uk
Shirt Size: M
Favorite Shirt: Captain Bellyflop
Why I should pick you: Why not? in todays apathy filled world you probably dont have any real reasons not to.
http://www.dpc.wa.gov.au/psmd/intersector/2004/aug20/eye-injury.gif
Robotron5
Name: Ryan Niven
Age: 28
E-Mail: rgniven@yahoo.co.uk
Shirt Size: M
Favorite Shirt: Captain Bellyflop
Why I should pick you: Why not? in todays apathy filled world you probably dont have any real reasons not to.
http://www.dpc.wa.gov.au/psmd/intersector/2004/aug20/eye-injury.gif
mattmc
Matt McBride
14
spearbritney1378@aol.com
Medium
You Sunk My Battleship
Because i really love threadless shirts and i want to buy a bunch for me friends and family cuz im broke.
WARNING: HELLA NASTY. DONT LOOK
http://www.zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-trailer.wmv
xiv
Name: Eric
Age: I will be 20 May 1st
E-Mail: oxivo@hotmail.com
Shirt Size: medium
Favorite Shirt: I have many... Outbreak Girl/ Radios/ Skunk2... most of the older stuff. They were more design orentated then comical illustrations.
Why I should pick you:
Because im a 2nd year broke ass art student, who has to pay off $80,000.00 worth of student loans. All the Einsteins in the world get all the scholarships, and leave nothing for those who are average when it comes to mathimatical equations and really long words that will never be used in life.
this photo is a bit more comical then gross....
http://fuck.org/
worse then goatse...
http://stretch.ragingfist.net/
maddingo
NAME : SATAN
AGE: 666
EMAIL: YOUR@MOM.COM
FAVORITE SHIRT: MISFITS EVIL NEVER DIES ..Concert T
WHY: BECAUSE I'LL BURN YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL FEWL
pic: FUCKING GOOGLE IT BEEOTCHES.
tesko
tesko
25
thetesko@gmail.com
M
Piece of meat
Pick me because I'm skint (have no money) and need cool shirts in order to attract the opposite sex and get laid as I cant afford prostitutes.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/tiradora/day234.jpg
echoepidemic
Name: Devlin
Age: 17.something
E-Mail: that_devlin@hotmail.com
Shirt Size: Small Male
Favorite Shirt: The Bright Lights
Why I should pick you: I probably have the coolest name on Threadless. Devlin. And it's a real one too. Oh yeah, and I haven't slept for 40 hours.
http://www.kennyliu.com/brainfart/source/20050408/maggots-in-brain.jpg
theperk
Josh Perkins
20
theperk at gmail.com
Medium
Beasts
You should pick me because I can do this weird twitch thing with my eyes, like a sideways blink with my bottom eyelids. Also, because we are about the same age.
In that same vain, here is some eye grossness:
http://www.burnsurgery.org/Modules/initial_mgmt/images/im-55.gif
abeadles
Name: amanda beadl es
Age: 24
E-Mail: amanda@abeadles.com
Shirt Size: small or medium
Favorite Shirt: my little pony
Why I should pick you: i would use this certificate to buy shirts that i would feed hungry children while wearing.
www.bochynski.com/ charlespierce/images/sally.jpg
stickymike
Mike Mitchell
age: 23
lazymitchell at hotmail.com
size:medium
fave shirt: My Little Pony, because its a totally rad illustration, and half the people I come across hate it, which makes me love it even more
You should pick me, because Im an idiot who has wasted over $40 in street team points for accidental reasons. and because I dug up a pretty nasty image for you
http://1-800-sex.org/access/idildo/gallery/images/gay-massive-dildos1151.jpg
echoepidemic
I found a photo of a woman eating poo, but I didn't know if you wanted it that nasty.
abeadles
ew mike
mattmc
**actually im a large
arethiel
Aaron bell
age 21
arethiel at gmail.com
XL
Well, this Just Really Sucks...
You should pick me because I sometimes feel like no one cares about what I do and it is nice to get a positive response sometimes...
and here is a lovely picture for you
http://www.ruready2party.com/images/face.jpg
dahouster1
Name: Leif Hou
Age: 16
E-Mail: leifhou168@msn.com
Size: Medium
Fave shirt: The Fast Supper because as a praiser of fast food (rather slim too!), I feel that is a good way to uphold American fast food dependencies.
Why you should pick me: Because I can end world hunger with the blink of an eye, just don't have the motivation. Should you gracefully allow me this opportunity to buy some shirts, I will have the motivation needed. Thank you.
http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/6189/cannibalisme0xs.jpg
Elburrito
^already beat you to it.
helloletshug
Name: nikki
Age: 15
E-Mail: helloletshug@gmail.com
Shirt Size: girly small
Favorite Shirt: for the birds
Why I should pick you:
because sometimes it's nice to feel like you've won something. i haven't won anything since 4th grade and i'm constantly being overshadowed by my twin brother and older sister.
sometimes it's just nice to feel special and that you're not inivisible.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/maggots.asp
theenjoisk8r
Name: Steven Reed
Age: 16
e-mail: stevenrocks@cox.net
size: medium
Favorite Shirt: Russel hows your ma
Why you should pick me: uh...im not sure there is one, im just trying to get free shirts like everyone else here.
can it be in video form?
http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2387&NEXTID=0&PREVID=2397&DISPLAYORDER=20050627160938&CAT=movies&NSFW=3&page=2&genre=5&rating=nsfw_sfw
loserbeech
Name: Nicola
Age: 19
E-Mail: nic_beech@hotmail.co.uk
Shirt Size: Girly medium
Favorite Shirt: Thank You/Grab Ahold of Life
Why I should pick you: Because I have four of the shirts you have in your profile pictures. Also I'm awesome.
Gross picture: http://www89.sakura.ne.jp/~kirin/ketsu/image/furry/r_rim_lion01.jpg
This picture is more funny than gross, really. Why would the giraffe have his nipple pierced? And why is his cock end blurred out? I was going to use the excuse that I wanted to use a drawn image rather than a photograph because this is a design website, but in reality I just couldn't find anything good so my mind turned to the most hideous thing on Earth: furries.
dylanufl
Name: Dylan Tedaldi
Age: 14 (almost fifteen)
E-Mail: dtedaldi@comcast.net
Shirt Size: Mens Small or Womens XL (w xl is better hehe)
Favorite Shirt: Love me Hairdo
Why I should pick you: Because I am young, love threadless, am starting a shirt silk screening company (that has made no money yet), am trying to buy a new car (that I will wear my threadless shirts in and advertise personally for THREADLESS), and because you are my best friend in the world. Also, because I thought we were supposed to email these, so I spent an hour trying to find your email address. I am really sorry if I sound desperate.
Nasty Pictures:
Someone's leg: http://www.arches.uga.edu/~atnelson/nasty%20leg4.jpg
Bladder Disease: http://www.vetsurgerycentral.com/images/gall_bladder4.jpg
Someone's Nast Penis: http://www.emedicine.com/derm/images/2452PAK-ER~1.JPG
arethiel
oh heck, my image was taken. ok, here are a few more to make up for it:
http://www.freakhole.com/downloads/Weightlifting.jpg
http://content.freakhole.com/downloads/Trying_to_be_a_Virgin.jpg
http://content.freakhole.com/downloads/Goodbye_Roll_On_Hello_Blade_On.jpg
http://content.freakhole.com/downloads/Next_Time_Duck.jpg
http://content.freakhole.com/downloads/Astringent_Is_Not_The_Answer.jpg
http://content.freakhole.com/downloads/String_Puppet.jpg
antisocial
Name: Andrew
Age: 15
E-Mail: appendixes@hotmail.com
Shirt Size: Small :D
Favorite Shirt: Afternoon Delight
Why I should pick you: You should pick me because I was Cub of the Year in 1997, mainly because I deisgned a cub car and came in first in my cub group, then got 3rd in the city wide compition. All I got was a peice of paper andI need a reward for my great job. hahaah
http://home.tiscali.be/flightfreaks/lol.jpg
http://www.consultavet.es/imagenes/clamidia2.jpg
Robsoul
holy moly, GER please post another cute sloth image to cleanse my thoughts....bleh, nasty stuff, can't do it anymore
and now I have to go make dinner
PatShat
you guys are sick and gross. hehe
antisocial
http://www.healthinitiative.org/IMAGES/std/Scabie.jpg
RyanSargent
Name: Ryan Sargent
Age: 19.65
E-Mail: sargentr@gmail.com
Shirt Size: medium
Favorite Shirt: mp(3) or lockness imposter
Why I should pick you: I, like most of the people here enjoy the excellent art work on this site and I wouldnt mind owning more of it, not to mention I love T-shirts and enjoy not being naked. Thanks
I put in some extra effort and sifted through a bunch of pictures, even if you wanted just one and you dont pick me cause i put to many you'll still be getting abunch of gross ones.
http://www.steakandcheese.com/downloads/Sad_Face.jpg
http://www.steakandcheese.com/downloads/Eggplant.jpg
http://www.steakandcheese.com/downloads/Gizzards.jpg
http://www.steakandcheese.com/downloads/Quite_Dead.jpg
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloadsnew/cj_51867.jpg
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloadsnew/cj_51689.jpg
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloadsnew/cj_51362.jpg
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloadsnew/cj_51295.jpg
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloadsnew/cj_50400.jpg
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloadsnew/cj_50086.jpg
jazzpirate
Name: Daniel Reese
Age: 15
E-Mail: TheRock8200@hotmail.com
Shirt Size: Guys M
Favorite Shirt: God&doG
Why I should pick you: b/c i need to give my friend an awesome present for his birthday in january, and what better than a threadless shirt?? And because i spent my last $20 in quarters, nickels; penies at circuit city today on christmas presents.
Robsoul
just go to rotten.com , you'll find plent of nasty stuff on there
Robsoul
*plenty
Malcolm Man
You must be stinkin' rich. I can't think of any other way someone would have 1500 to blow on shirts. Not crapping on the contest or anything, just amazed.
Robsoul
Name: Rob
Age: 29
E-Mail: rgwg@cox.net
Shirt Size: Mens L
Favorite Shirt: I like trees too
Why I should pick you: Because I've looked at all these nasty pics and that movie that matt posted rrrraaaaalppphhhh
littlem
I have not even looked at one of these yet.
loserbeech
Okay, on Robsoul's advice, I found a plain-out gross one and a haunting one:
http://poetry.rotten.com/failed-mission/ (gross)
http://poetry.rotten.com/momias/index6.html (haunting)
thedrummachine
you guys are all victims to spam and possibly viruses. if im wrong im gonna be so pissed.
arethiel
luckily, people don't write bad programs for mac, so I'm pretty safe.
but for the edification of the host of this contest, www.freakhole.com has a ton of all sorts of nasty/gross pictures. You could surf there all day for sick stuff...
hell, it is even part of the "SickSiteNetwork!" so knowck yourself out.
xiv
Name: Eric
Age: I will be 20 May 1st
E-Mail: oxivo@hotmail.com
Shirt Size: medium
Favorite Shirt: I have many... Outbreak Girl/ Radios/ Skunk2... most of the older stuff. They were more design orentated then comical illustrations.
Why I should pick you:Because im a 2nd year broke ass art student, who has to pay off $80,000.00 worth of student loans. All the Einsteins in the world get all the scholarships, and leave nothing for those who are average when it comes to mathimatical equations and really long words that will never be used in life.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shock_sites
Brandon Petty
Name: Brandon Petty
Age: 20
E-Mail: AFAmenaza05@gmail.com
Shirt Size: Medium
Favorite Shirt: Regrowth: Katrina
Why I should pick you: You should pick me, because I am in the United States Military and get bossed around all the time and never get paid any real amount of money to buy t-shirts. I also just got engaged about a week ago and will be putting all the money I have towards supporting my family and paying for the wedding. I am also in college and I just don't have the money to do everything, but I try. Also, I get deployed alot and go to a bunch of shit holes and would like to be wearing a stylish threadless t-shirt while I was there.
Gross Image:
http://www.ogrish.com/archives/2005/december/ogrish-dot-com-domestic_dispute_murder5.jpg
Pico
Name: Katie
Age: 19
E-Mail: skippyette@gmail.com
Shirt Size: Girly Small
Favorite Shirt: SUBterrain
Why I should pick you: Because I draw gross porn.
Like this: http://pico.localghost.us/CS_Jelly.jpg
Here is a grosser picture that I didn't make though: http://sdcga.com/~atak/TSomme/ass.jpg
More wonderful gems here: http://sdcga.com/~atak/TSomme/
squirelgirl
Name:Amethsyt
Age:14
E-Mail:somkepeoplegosh@yahoo.com
Shirt Size:s/xs
Favorite Shirt :snack/honest tee
Why I should pick you: becuase I don't own any shirts yet and I don't have any money and pluss I'll be your best friend lol but I don't cae if you pick me or not
squirelgirl
somepeoplegosh@yahoo.com
TFMdesign
Name:Brendan Gavin
Age:15 going on 16
E-Mail:imxspartacus@yahoo.com
Shirt Size: large
Favorite Shirt:thank you
Why I should pick you: because im a broke teen and need to buy christmas presents (belated of course) for people. also im just generally broke and i wouldnt mind getting a tee or two for myself and my sis (hey at least im honest)
sometimes the link doesnt work but when it does its nasty as hell.
http://postarchives.entensity.net/033005/image.php?pic=eatshit.jpg
funnyvvv
http://postarchives.entensity.net/051605/image.php?pic=sex.jpg
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