A towel and vaseline.

ewwww...visual imagery!

Uh it's just aloe fresh body lotion, sensuous.

ick
shakes head violently in attempt to rid of horrible image

i need a butt massage

just lubing up to go to work?

Hey where's my belly-rub?

on littlem?

i'm wearing a july 4 starbucks shirt and black chino trousers

Actually a doctor's appointment, har har.

after i get my butt massage, i'll give you your belly rub.

the visual imagery in this blog is really something..get ooout of my head!!

sorry funkieeeeee

right in front of the kids. you guys....

whuuut?

Butt massage? Where?

Warm green robe. It's chilly this morning.

haha!
still in my pjs

wow. i'd kill a puppy to see that.

hahaha. okay. i'll just try to kill chuck norris. but my death will be on your head.

i'm wearing a suit made of the skins of the twelve most endangered animals in the world, three of which only i know about.

lowrise flannel boxer shorts and a t-shirt

Stabby McKnife and nothing else.
Washing day, nothing clean.

Punk: Wash day tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
The Terminator: Nothing clean. Right.

ew

dirty, flirty.

whut?

Nothing. Again. For the umpteenth time.

You Sank My Battleship under my work clothes, tattered sneakers, glasses.

Strangers with candy. a jacket. jeans. sambas. sass.

Well This Just Really Sucks over a long-sleeved camel shirt; jeans; briefs. no socks or shoes yet -- i'll probably put them on before going out into the snow

the Batmobile shirt...what's it called again?
and jeans

ducky PJ bottoms, broken hearts club hoodie, and my "fresh and free, the way it should be" tee.

my Outbreak Girl shirt w/ a white button-up shirt under it and girl cut black pinstriped trousers. and a Dropowtts trucker hat w/ a Mandy Moore button on it.

dropowtt?? :)

yep dropowtt

what tee are you wearing?

Like father like son with leather hot pants and pixie shoes

i'm wearing time fades, glasses, undies and jeans

dark blue flare cut jeans, blank white tee, orange/brown v neck sweater and a big warm brown scarf.

jeez cold in your maison then huh?

no its very warm in my little council house :)

so why the loadsa clthes huh?? also the yanks will not understand council ouse will they>??
(soory for calling you all yanks i'm a limey pom)

how is that loads of clothes? you live in kenya or something?

oh your a pommy pom pom.

socks + snadals and a tampon

Dark Side of the Garden and jeans

pajamas, still

Bone Gramophone, Carhaart baggy pants and grey/navy blue airwalk shoes!
I'm about out here...

my really old soccer jersey and my lucky underwear

im wearing a shirt from high school and some hello kitty pajama bottoms! woop!