Cart Rorschach: Session 1
THE HOMAGE TO RORSCHACH'S
INKBLOT TEST (Session Collection)
is designed to help the wearer accurately
assess various personality traits of people
that they might encounter on a day to day
basis. These encounters could be with per-
fect strangers, relatives, friends, politicians
and primates.
By following these easy steps, you will be
able to conclude that everyone that you
have come into contact with, are all a bit
'off the wall'.
STEP 1: OBTAIN A RESPONSE
The wearer is asked to obtain a response
from a candidate about the design on the
t-shirt. Take Note: Responses in any way
similar to "It's a piece of crap", allows the
wearer to skip straight to Step 3.
STEP 2: INTERPRET THE RESPONSE
1. If the candidate responds to the design
as a whole, it could be concluded that they
are able to deal with relationships in
meaningful ways. Milk this aspect of their
personality for your own benefit.
2. A response to minor details could
indicate obsessive compulsive tendencies,
which is a defense mechanism protecting
them from having to cope with larger
issues in their life. Point this out to them,
it will drive them up the wall.
3. A response to negative (white) space
could be interpreted as the candidate's
inclination to see things in their own way,
it could be a manifestation of negativism
and stubbornness. Do not in any way
aggravate these candidates.
4. If the candidate sees colour, but is pre-
dominantly guided by the form of the ink-
blot, they are believed to be capable of
feeling deeply, but also of holding back
their feelings. Take Note: These candidates
are walking time-bombs and should be app-
roached carefully.
STEP 3: DRAW CONCLUSIONS
Decide whether you would like to pro-
ceed with having any further contact with
the candidate.
ADDITIONAL INTERPRETATIONS
If the candidate sees red as symbolising
blood, their impulses are unmanageable.
Normally attributed to Vampires.
If the candidate is confused about seeing
male or female elements in the inkblot,
they might be in conflict over their own
gender. Do not, under any circumstances,
point this out to the candidate.
If the candidate sees movement, it could
be concluded that they are intelligent
and creative. After 1000 responses, it
appears that everyone is creative.
If the candidate sees animals, but no
people, they may have problems relating
to people. Normally attributed to politicians.
wired_fractal
This is nice, good design for a shirt. But it would be frightening to place on your wall since it also depends on your mood. When your angry or depressed, it may convey or heightened those kind of emotion.
Good for a shirt though, I'll give it a 5
Alpha Ryan
I do like this one, because I see a ton of things in it. Plus your design concept page is funny, but that bears no significance to my vote.
AngelMonkey
Though I realize it isn't as true to the Rorschach test, I actually like the colored version a lot more.
juliagoolia
I love the description!
skipcronin
please remove all three of these subs as soon as possible.
piccchicksteph
bitq04
do i see pandas?
WEContact
Oh man, I love the color. 4$, 5$ if there were no pandas. Not a panda fan am I.
Lydja
i love this..
and the whole idea behind it!
awesome job on this!!
littlegreengirl
god I love Gnarls Barkley!
herbuveaux
Pandas!
brda
Awsome design, I'm a big fan of the Rorscach tests although I never knew what they were called before now =)
[5 and buy]
Definitely in black on grey; it's more confusing to people that way
bespoke
Thanks for all the comments! Don't worry skip, I won't subject you to more test sessions.
matt casey
this illustration is intense, but gnarls barkleys video kinda cheapens it.
MrsBBC
How many of these have you made, why dont you make 1 and submit that. submitting 3 of anything is doomed to failiure. Everyone gets pissed and says they hate them/tells you to remove them etc. Theyre actually really good. Its a shame you submitted 3, instead of your favourite
nanine
I have read of 1 person saying they are fairly repetitive....I would say you are a bit of a drama queen....they are different...that's why they are called sessions 1, 2, & 3
bwolfe
This is hot. I would definately consider purchasing this.
janell6267
An angel at the top , 2 girls faces on the outside, 2 pandas, a kangaroo face wearing sunglasses, and 2 iguanas below the pandas. I like the kangaroo the best . :)
Sarahnoid
$5 Love.
Dagget
it reminds me of the gnarls barkley video
lesquelette
this one has a lot more interest than the other one...
it kind of reminds me of lungs
seaofballoons
a banana. a swamp. an afro...
w4nderl4nd
This isn't a rorschach test when you draw your stains to make faces or a panda for example...
It seems kinda fake to me... and why all these rorschach subs? Those who don't like the concept of one won't like the others, and i think the serial submitting depreciates each submission...
To finish, all this pretended psychological dimension doesn't justify anything especially when these aren't rorschachs!
dmabryal
Cee-lo & Dangermouse. Word. Oh yeah, nice shirt.
lorlaur
The first thing I saw was pandas in the middle, and then the faces on the outside. And then the roots. In that order!
WHO AM I!?
mrdeadhead
yea well what does it mean when i see pandas? that another threadless trend needs to die?
sophie the ocelot
I liked it, but reading all the comments kind of turned me off it. I feel like such a sheep. 5 for my initial response, but no $
epilepsy
i dunno, the fact that i see an evil face that looks kind of alien is a problem i think, maybe i should go see someone about this...
dartsofpleasure_
its freaky
but i love it.
AsStarsGoOut
theres pandas in there.
Theowlrulestheworld
LOVEIT A TON!!! 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555!!!
save the PIGS
ink blots are very "in" right now, yours doesnt really set apart from the others, make it more complex
elizamcdoolittle
I'm diggin the color perception. I'd buy it!
antinormalist
PANDAS!!
I love intwined designs like this.
$5
Killerlamb
STOP MAKING THESE YOU STUPID BITCH.
FROM THESE DESIGNS I CAN TELL YOU THIS:
YOU'RE PROBABYL UGLY AND YOU WANT MONEY. DIE. 0!
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Harukio
Oh I like these, although I think Session 3 works best in color
Harukio
I think the rest of my comment died:
I think I like this one the most, but I wouldn't want to have to choose.
Oh and other people need to stop freaking out about the multiple sessions, I mean honestly, how do they expect to get their mental problem fixed with just one session? o.O
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