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author: tracerbullet
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 10:02:18

Obviously I would wear "Rock Out With Your Cock Out." That tee is the epitome of rock and/or roll.

No exceptions.

author: Kerris1
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 10:06:49

I like bands that don't even exist yet- bc pitchfork has a lot of new indie bands!

author: Phiffer
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 10:06:52

The Last F*cking Unicorn - Need I say more?

author: gumbolimbo
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 10:06:52

I'd wear 'rampage', because it hides stains and mud well (and looks nice while doing so)

author: Chengui
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 10:09:15

rock out with your cock out....for obvious reasons.

author: band-it
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 10:10:15

i'd wear "AV" so that i could get back/onstage under the guise of being a part of the equipment!

author: Torakamikaze
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 10:14:45

I'd wear I've Wanted This For So Long, because truth be told, I've been anxiously awaiting this Pitchfork lineup since I was 7.

Okay, that was a lie. The REAL reason I'd wear it would be because it's a great representation of the preparation that'll be involved before the show. You see, I lack stamina, and when it comes to music festivals I need something to really get me going. For a while I was into hard drugs, like Flintstones chewables (they were stale)... but after a recent incident involving a totalled rickshaw and a missing infant, I knew it was time to turn my life around. So that's when I started taping a battery to my face. It was the healthy alternative I needed for that extra boost, without the unfortunate digestive issues that come with expired vitamins. Well... I guess anything that's not supposed to be used as a suppository could cause digestive issues... but I digress.

I guess to put it simply, I would wear I've Wanted This For So Long because damnit, I look awesome in purple. And if people saw me at Pitchfork, they'd probably be like "Dude, nice hue!" and I'd score a ton of high fives.

And I thrive off high fives.

author: illiniemags
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 10:17:11

Robots wish they could do the human - because it's a funny tee and there's nothing better than dancing "the human" to awesome music!

author: DrPanda97
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 10:18:00

Definitely would wear "Bear Market", so I could get the members of Grizzly Bear to sign to sign inside that blue circle, or at least draw me a picture in there. It'd be like an unofficial GB shirt!

author: Nacs13
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 10:18:45

I would wear "Mob Musicians". It infuses two ideas which are music and the whole Mob scene- which Chicago is known for. "Mob Musicians" also refers to the Blues Brothers, which coincidentally is filmed in Chicago. It screams, "Chicago is awesome!" The shirt uses a simple yet effective image along with blue and white. It is a standout tee among the rest. I'd be proud of my city and proud of the bands that I listen to!

author: squatterjohn
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 10:20:23

This feels an awful lot like when those two Australian guys won those Michael Jackson memorial tickets and had to rush to LA overnight to pick them up but didn't make it in time. That would be what happpened to me if I won. Plus I couldn't afford it.

author: WarDrobeInSpareOom
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 10:20:50

I'd wear The Fantastic Voyage because my heart still belongs to early nineties Coolio.

author: annadyomene
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 10:33:35

My obvious choice would have to be The Loch Ness Imposter not only due to my complete adoration of Cephalopoda. But mostly because no matter how popular this shirt becomes it keeps bringing smiles of realization to the strangers I walk by.

author: gottaluvthecubs
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 10:33:40

Although wearing the typetees selections like I listen to bands that don't even exist yet and I'd rather play records than break them might seem like obvious ideas, I would probably wear Now Thats Dope because the ironic and comedic image involving music is something a lot of the amazing indie bands playing Pitchfork this year portray in their music.

author: V1ctorya
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 10:47:58

"I wish I were" because pitchforks: Satan as me: pitchfork music festival

author: Nohbody
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 10:48:00

id wear my "be cool" tee just because its simple, it looks like magnets from a distance, and i've gotten many compliments for it. if someone needs to chill out, ill point to my tee. if someone is boiling hot, ill point to my tee. it just has so many uses! plus it looks pretty good on me :P

author: jhpope
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 10:51:37

Pulsars and Dying Stars because I wish Joy Division were playing

author: conversecamus
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:01:36

Lemon Aid - I'll probably need something to drink because of the awesomeness of all the bands!

author: schiara
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:01:46

I would wear "Eating Brains, Throwing Shapes" . Odds are there will be a 'Thriller" tribute and wearing "Eating Brains" would benefit myself and others around me (because I'm a giver) by showing them the proper moves. So I would form the core of a tight collective of Thriller dancers. Dance Break!

author: conversecamus
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:02:27

Lemon Aid - because this shirt has sold out so many times and so has the music festival. However, I finally got the shirt, so I need to finally go to Pitchfork :)

author: TheAcademyIs
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:04:30

Rock Out With Your Cock Out- for obvious reasons. ;)

author: qtothed
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:04:50

Hot Chicks on Wolves, because who doesn't love hot chicks on wolves...with flame throwers, booze, and raw meat? Seriously.

author: pixls
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:04:50

I would wear "my play tree" because it's music-y and stuff

or i would wear "music box" for the same reason, or if i were there for more than one day i'd wear both!

author: imbored13
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:04:59

I would wear "Super Mega Fun" so I could be a constant source of disappoint to those hot, tired, and thirsty music fans who confuse the ice cream truck on my shirt for a real one.

author: lekvarlover
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:05:11

I like bands that don't even exist yet, because it really is the Pitchfork philosophy.

author: Jon_Owen
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:06:30

I would most assuredly wear my 'Raise and Rise' Select Series Tee, because it celebrates that enigmatic feeling that is generated in about the middle of a good band's set were all the fans are tuned and and feeling the music hardcore, in a Tee shirt. People will stare at the tee from across the crowd for about five minutes trying to figure out what's going on (as most usually do) and mixed with the magical musical atmosphere, will be whisked away to a magical place where nothing makes sense and everything's free!!

author: weerd_science
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:07:01

Um, i would wear my 'Today is the Day, Tonight is the Night' shirt because it would be the day, and that night would be the night. and imagine the awesome glowage on that shirt at night time after an amazing day in the awesome chicago sun.

author: AbeLite
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:07:07

I would wear "Such a Great Height" because I'll be able to see over everyone else just like a giraffe!

author: jammancubfan
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:07:46

I would wear my Communist Party tee because it will be a party for my comrades and me!

author: amandalaurie
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:08:18

I would wear "The Drummer" shirt; because my favorite person in most of my favorite bands are the drummer; this way I'd be able to represent them! ^_^ i

author: wcudahy
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:08:37

I would definitely rock "The Drummer" because my drumming raccoon brethren don't get enough love.

author: amandalaurie
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:08:46

i luv p4K

author: cinesnail
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:08:47

I would totally wear my foxy shirt. Cause I'd be the foxiest one there if I had free tickets.

author: borkencode
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:08:51

I would wear the shirt I'm wearing RIGHT NOW A city built on rock n' roll would be structurally unsound Because it is both music related and true, there are much better things to build cities on.

author: dehsign
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:08:52

I would wear my "Rub Me on Your Butt" shirt on account of me wanting people to rub me on their butt.

author: ayjay312
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:09:01

"In case of emergency...Breakdance." If all hell breaks out at Pitchfork, you better believe that I'm gong to bust a move.

author: HeySuburbia
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:09:41

I'd wear the "Super Mega Fun" shirt because the Pitchfork Music Festival is going to be just that, SUPER MEGA FUN!

author: shesteiny
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:11:05

"eyes in the dark". there's too much to see with just one pair of eyes. also, it's bold and eye catching and likely to stir up conversation (in the marketing sense)

author: Bumpus
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:11:23

Definitely the AV shirt.

Hands down.

author: garciagirl
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:11:25

I would love to wear "I high five strangers", because it would be a blast to walk around the fest and meet new people, and obviously get lots of high fives!

author: lancerland
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:11:57

I would go naked and paint Threadless across my chest!

author: amercer83
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:12:00

My pick for a shirt? "Lions Are Smarter Than I Am" because it's just plain rock 'n roll without even trying.

author: joily
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:12:28

I would want to wear "Rub me on your butt!" but it's navy blue and it's so hot at Pitchfork. So prolly my white "SOS" tee instead.

author: amazingrace4
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:12:57

Fork Family! In honor of pitchFORK!

author: trendyrende
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:13:07

I'd wear "Biggie Was Right," because those indie bands know that being small(ish) is where it's at.

author: giventowail
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:13:44

Of The Dead. You never know when the zombies will show up and I would want people to know that I'll save them all.

author: jrohlfing
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:13:46

I would have to go with the "Tiger Geo" shirt. Some people might wonder why I would pick a shirt like this for a music festival, and I those people just don't know. It's a friggin' tiger overlayed on a geomtric pattern; you can't get much cooler than that (except if there was a full moon, and maybe a wolf).

The only thing I wish that the shirt had is a v-neck, only so I can show off my manly chest hair (which is still prominent when I am in a crew neck).

So, in conclusion, tigers + triangles = awesomeness on cloth.

author: abellwillring
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:14:06

I'd wear Super Mega Fun because P4k is super mega fun! Last year, my girlfriend had her foot in a boot because she'd broken her leg so we didn't quite get the same experience. It was only Sorta Somewhat Fun. Free tickets to this year's fest would make it Super Mega Fun!

author: Coat
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:14:38

I think I'll be wearing "Animals With Eye Patches, Yes!" because it has the ironic, hipstery vibe that I deem perfect for Pitchfork.

author: LucyDarling
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:15:08

I'd also wear Rock Out with Your Cock Out. It is such a great design and funny tee.

author: jessierachel
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:15:25

I'd definitely wear "Paint the Town Red" because 1. that's pretty much the goal isn't it? and 2. I'd want to stand out from the sea of witty text on shirts (but really... I own and love half of the abovementioned). Also I'd try to bank on it being old enough that not too many others would be wearing it.

author: jtaggart
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:15:38

I'd wear "Party Animal," because when you mess with the bull, you get the horns.

author: otherside
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:16:04

I'd wear the "Gay Pride" shirt so Ed Droste would laugh and be my friend :D Doesn't hurt that I'm gay as well...

author: shandi790
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:16:08

Hot Chicks on Wolves! Because that shirt is freakin hotttt.

author: BG5000
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:16:54

I'd sport my "God Hates Techno" shirt, which could almost be the theme of the festival since they only booked like one techno act.

author: the9reigns
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:17:43

I would wear 'Real Bear Hugs' are often fatal in honor of Grizzly Bear. The band line up seems to be very animal themed so it's only fitting the shirt be as well.

author: iliveonwallst
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:17:50

if i wore 'biggie was right' and people told me they agreed, i might find some good companions to start a commune with. hopefully someone owns a goat.

author: bananafin
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:18:14

I would wear "Music Snob" because if I'm ever going to get to hear indie klezmer or death jazz, it's probably going to be at Pitchfork.

author: sablack
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:18:34

I'd wear "In Case of Zombies," because I like to think of myself as a helpful person, and odds of a zombie attack seem likely in such a highly populated area. Regardless, the self-defense tactics shown could be useful. Also, zombies are awesome.

author: septicpatel
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:18:53

Jorts, cowboy hat and a shirt that simple says,"Moo Moo".

author: solacedesigns
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:19:31

definitely The Drummer. nothing says rock more than a rockin' racoon on drums.

author: iceman86
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:19:53

i would wear the "instant pool party" shirt, because it would keep me cool during the hot music scene at Pitchfork.

author: FireWontQuell
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:20:10

I'd wear MP(3), because not only was it one of the first of the hundreds of shirts I own, but I think it epitomizes the message of the festival: people putting aside their fighting and uniting to listen to music and rock out.

author: neftones
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:20:46

"Communist Party," it's my concert t of choice more often than not, tends to get some looks/compliments.

author: JakeEmory
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:21:02

I would wear Ben Conrads "Folie A Deux" because it really reminds me of a Jesus Lizard record cover... maybe thats a stretch ( i don't think so though..) but maybe it's because i see Jesus Lizard IN ALL THINGS... BEST BAND EVER and therefore BEST PITCHFORK LINEUP EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

author: sammy142
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:21:07

I'd wear the "Afternoon Delight" tee just so all the ladies would know my intentions right off the bat. Unicorns and rainbows, all day, every day.

author: b3nA
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:22:03

I would wear my "What Would Macgyver Do" tee. Just cuz you never know what your gunna do when you drop em, and do your business, and go to roll the roll, and GASP! "what now?"

Just a friendly "food for thought" to all the folks walking around.

author: Bananasaurus
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:22:17

I would wear "God Hates Techno" because I feel that it is an intriguing conversation piece.

I imagine myself in the midst of an exciting crowd at Pitchfork, when, all of a sudden, a young child turns to me. He glances at my shirt, and a look of confusion crosses his face. He looks up at me, eyes filled with sadness and says, "But kind sir, how could God possibly hate techno?" I look at him with a knowing smile and say, "Young man, it is not really that God hates techno, it is that God does not understand techno. In this world, it is common for many to dislike what they do not understand. For instance, God does not understand that a bunch of beeps and strange, electronic noises could be considered music."

The child would then smile at me and run off into the crowd, hopeful that he too will one day be able to impart nonsensical wisdom to those around him.

In conclusion, I would wear "God Hates Techno" because it just feels right, like a picnic on a minefield or keeping a lion in the house.

author: Khol
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:22:41

No doubt about it, I'd wear "Folk Rock and Roll".

It would allow you to have shirt that fits in with the atmosphere not only with what's written across your chest but the colors of the shirt are just too rad for words.

Oh hell, I'm wearing that shirt right now - it's just that awesome.

author: valeriekory
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:22:44

I would start it off on Friday with "If you find me dead, make it look like I was doing something cool," because a.) you never know what might happen and b.) even in death, I wanna fit in.

Saturday I think I'd wear "Night and Day," mostly because it's a pretty kickin' tee, but also to show throughout the day how happy I am to be at Pitchfork!

On Sunday, it would probably be "A city built on rock and roll would be structurally unstable" to warn all those crazy hipsters to take heed as they go back into the world.

author: bcochran
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:24:13

I'd wear "Bear Market" .. for Grizzly Bear of course.

author: aboywithglasses
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:24:30

I'd wear that delicious Super Mega Fun tee. 'Cause that's all you need at a summer music festival: music and ice-cream!

author: sketchism
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:24:56

I would wear Doin My Best" because the opportunity to wear a threadless tee in VIP at the Pitchfork Fest would completely melt my face like a hydrogen bomb of awesome and every band would want to know where I got that shirt. And you know what? I'd tell 'em.

author: ruiml
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:25:05

Probably "The Three Ploogs" because Gary Panter is rock. It's a comfy tee. The Three Ploogs are the truest alien power trio. Know it. Be it. eh. stay cool, coolios.

m.

author: azuki_pie
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:25:15

I'd wear my communist party Tee since it is the BEST conversation starter I own. Everyone loves it and if you're a threadless fan it is one of the more famous prints so people who know give you the nod (and perhaps let you cut in the bathroom line). Plus who doesn't want to party in an equal and socialist fashion while enjoying a music fest?!? I know I prefer that I am surrounded by people who are partying at or near my level of party!

author: JayCampbell
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:25:16

"Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes" - festivals are all about either-ors, and one with this solid a lineup is even harder... so after a couple solid days of total sensory input exhaustion when faced with the choice between the Mae Shi or Dj Rupture welll, the only answer is YES!! (also it looks fresh...)

author: ekinnmar
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:25:18

A city built on rock'n'roll would be structurally unsound, because I like to rock out and pun at the same time!

author: paigeypooh13
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:25:39

I would wear "Reach for the Stars." This shirt typifies the struggle to make it in the music business. Without the people all the way down at the bottom supporting you from the beginning, you'll never get to the top.

author: chembro303
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:26:29

Tough call, but I would wear the TypeTee "The internet was closed so I thought I'd come outside today." Naturally, this would so impress the Pitchfork geekerati that they would send me lots of complimentary tweets on twitter. I'd demurely give all the credit to @threadless.

author: zaptom
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:26:48

I'd like "Prey for Me", because not only is it a sick shirt - but it also sums up what I'd like everyone one to do for me in order to get those passes.

Live every week like it's SHARK WEEK!

author: tuff517
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:27:06

I would wear "mmmh. Delicious" because it says "I love jelly!" and I get a lot of comments on it. This would mean I can spread the love of Threadless throughout the land!

author: helmutray
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:27:59

I would happily wear "Intruder!" to the festival. Why? Because I'm afraid of monsters. Monsters eat people and have no feelings. Monsters have crazy brains. Monsters run up tabs on your credit card when you're drunk at the bar. Monsters think that the George Bush was a fancy president, but he wasn't. Monsters like to paint your skin with iodine then perform strange medical procedures on you. When I was 10, a monster whispered in my ear "You're all alone in the world." I cried for 6 days. But now I'm a well-adjusted adult who wants to attend Pitchfork as a VIP. I promise to consume all beverages with my pinky in the air.

author: pgardner3
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:28:01

I'd wear "We're on the same level," because at Pitchfork everyone can share together in great music and great company. It's basically just a big group hug.

author: myabloodyvalentine
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:28:46

Since Pitchfork is a three day festival I'd be wearing a different Threadless shirt each day - OF COURSE! What's better than a girl in a Threadless T? A girl in three different Threadless T's three days in a row. Plus, everyone is trying to outdo each other with the most obscure musical T, I'm content w/ being comfy in my skirt and Threadless T.

Friday I'd kick it off with my favorite Threadless T - 'Batman - The Beginning' because I'm a nerd chick and I absolutely love being able to flaunt it (even though it's not musically related it's still super mega amazing)

Saturday I'd be hot in the Zombie Nomz shirt. Srsly - Zombies + LOLCats? It is brain meltingly awesome. Plus, purple is the new black.

Sunday The Face shirt gets to rock faces off. It's simplicity is just too great.

My back up in case it turns into a mud pit like last year's P4k? Robot Dance Party (again, love the purple).

xox

author: Pagoo_hoo
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:29:30

I'd wear The Icecreamator by Heiko Windisch because I wear that same shirt to every concert I go to, and whenever I wear it, I get compliments and people ask me where I got it. I always tell them "Threadless.com my plain-shirted friend". That and my favorite singer started out as an ice cream truck driver.

author: jryther
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:30:29

"I listen to bands that don't even exist yet". I wore that shirt to Warped tour and got lots of comments. Atom Willard from Angles and Airwaves even said that he liked it!

author: kellenjs
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:30:30

I'd wear "Now That's Dope", because Pitchfork Festival is, in fact, quite dope. See: The Flaming Lips. She Don't Use Jelly may be the epitome of gangster rap (the most dope of genres). Also, hipster/fan points for wearing a shirt picturing a phonograph.

author: zoodikoff
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:31:08

"swinging away" without question as that is how my soul will feel as im wigging out to sundays lineup

author: ravenmaden
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:31:36

I'd wear my Punk Rock Cock shirt because 1) it's an amazing shirt/awesome design, 2) always get compliments on the artwork, & 3) it "fits!"

author: dubachu3
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:31:37

I'd wear "arctic howl" because it conjures up images of Twilight and there is nothing less hip than a 28 year old man giving an homage to Twilight.

author: derrelict
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:32:06

I would totally wear "The Apple Shaving Accident" because it's humorous and sounds like an awesome band name.

author: jwstone2
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:32:24

Natural Selection. It was the first one I saw on the site. And that is how I roll.

author: auberginegal
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:32:37

i'd wear "she doesn't even realize" because the gold colour of the tee will help stand out in the crowd, and because maybe i can meet kindred spirits out there, united by love of music and suffering from a tinge of melancholy and heartbreak.

author: smitty7677
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:33:45

I'd wear "Shakespeare hates your Emo poems." I'm ironic like that.

author: defilirs
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:34:18

"I listen to bands that don't even exist yet" because I need an aura of pretentiousness to properly attend Pitchfork. :)

author: crazyhazey5
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:35:21

Friday: "Drop It Like Your Clumsy" as a shout out to Built to Spill -- its almost a synonym for the band's name

Saturday: Lim Heng Swee's Pole Vault shirt - because it looks like an Elephant (with a) Gun -- favorite song by Beirut

Sunday: The "Progeny" T-shirt would be appropriate attire for Pitchfork - so I can rep my favorite instrument (the Keytar) and attract fellow Key-Tar fans.

author: alicialwilliams
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:36:15

I would wear B.F.F. (Best Friends Forever) because it send a good message (that anyone can get along) and i think everyone needs a little hilarity in their life. :)

author: HomerAYK
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:36:18

Sticks of Shame, because PitchChopstick doesn't sound indie enough.

author: Draakothe
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:36:26

Friday: I'd wear, "I wanna Dance", because fuck it, i came to dance.

Saturday: I'd wear, "The Communist Party" because I'm obviously a communist, and I'm going to party.

Sunday: I'd probably have to wear, "Corporate Zombie" just because its my favorite and its anti capitalism.

author: kjo2.0
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:36:33

I'd wear "Doin' my Best," because it's on sale for only 9 bucks, and best represents my outlook on life at the moment. Got laid off from my job + going back to graduate school = why I can't afford to buy full-price shirts or tix to the Pitchfork fest in the first place.

author: LyndseyBurke
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:36:34

I would wear The Stepping Stone.

The little kid at the top of the tee = everyone's inner child. Definitely necessary. At all times.

And the giant serpent creature at the bottom? Hardcore craziness that feeds on your inner child. Just like a music fest. :)

author: walmartcds
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:37:08

"Origami turned my pants into this shirt" because it would explain why im not wearing pants.

author: noresolution
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:37:27

i would definitely wear the "now panic and freak out" type tee because i would be constantly FReAKING OUt!!!

author: monikerrr
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:38:19

I'd wear "The Drummer" because racoons are amazing drummers!! Plus all the drummers might appreciate some amazing trashcan thumpin racoon action...i think i actually saw a "coon" wailing on some cans down Lakeshore Drive!? it was amazing...although, it could have been that 40 of MGD High Life i was drinking...

author: meltonman
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:38:51

I would sport the "I Hi Five Strangers" tee at Pitchfork this year/

In honor of the the 2009 line up, for which I'd like to cheer/

Like in did in the great heat wave of Pitchfork 2006/

The sun's rays did not stop me from seeing Glenn Kotche's sticks/

Or from discovering my love of Band of Horses songs/

With the crowds of strangers in magic sing alongs/

Man Man and Chin Up Chin Up put on quite a show/

Aesop Rock spun the turn tables with his immaculate flow/

I would love to return to the heart of windy Chicago/

And High Five Strangers at the years best show.

author: eamost
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:39:16

The T-shirt I'd wear would be "Splatter in D Minor" to give me a somewhat sophisticated air and show my love for music.

author: ArtNDesignGuy
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:39:37

I would totally sport "Progeny." I mean, first off, there's little Keytar, wouldn't it be a great inspiration to know that someday it could be one of those instruments in on the stage. Second, it's a totally family friendly fest, so Ma Keyboards and Daddy Axe could enjoy themselves all day with some tasty Goose Island beer, great music, and good local eats. The only advice I'd have, is that they should cover Keytar's eyes during Cymbals Eat Guitars, as it doesn't need to see that kind of violence.

author: aggalicious
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:40:08

I'd probably wear Bear Market because even though we're in a dastardly recession, I would still pay to go to Pitchfork Music Festival and eat concessions and drink beer and probably buy some kind of mustache-shaped craft. Also, Grizzly Bear is playing and so a bear shirt would be appropriate attire for that.

I also would consider wearing YGB because each year at Pitchfork it seems to be either hot as blazes or raining cats and dogs. Yet, everyone still has a good time on the ground.

author: jcovell
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:40:40

I'd wear "Infinity MPG" because I desperately want to fit in with my indie brothers by showing how concerned I am for the environment and how much I want to express my concern through a rockin' t-shirt.

author: SAFisher
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:41:24

I would wear "Eating Brains, Throwing Shapes" in a slightly ironic homage to MJ. Plus I'm about to get it, so this gives me the coolest venue to show it off.

author: Supercool_Eric
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:42:13

Gotta go with "Mister Mittens Big Adventure" cause it gets the best reactions from passersby. My favorite so far was a guy I passed on the sidewalk who said quietly as if talking to himself,"Holy sh*t, that cat has laser eyes."

author: kryten
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:42:32

I would wear "In case of emergency, BREAK DANCE" in hopes of inspiring throngs of people to give in to the amazing tunes and form a massive dance party of unity.

And then we'd come up with the solution for world peace.

author: kiLLyou
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:43:15

Mic Chuck. One. Two. It's one of the greatest band/concert t-shirts of all time! Plus I'm a sucker for vomit themed designs!

author: brbrown
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:44:05

I'd go with "The Communist Party"; word on the street is that Castro is a big Wavves fan.

Alternatively, anything with wolves in it because wolves are hella-F'ing-balls-to-the-wall awesome.

author: illbeats
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:44:34

Mos def I would wear "Put The Needle On The Record" because even though we are living in the instant gratification digital age we can get back to basics; live music with all the trappings...a summer park festival with a sea of cords, instruments and amps, ironic haircuts, some ego, a bit of sweat and healthy dose of irony.

author: misscarlapauline
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:44:40

I'd wear "The Good Guys Don't Glow At Midnight" as a public service announcement--because some girls don't know this already and this is useful information to have.

author: kclaes82
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:45:21

I'd wear my Saturday Morning Reruns because Pitchfork's all about being summery and happy, and so's that shirt!

author: g238productions
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:45:23

It would have to be "FREAKANAUT" , great summer shirt to wear as well as being a newone to get the word out for Threadless. Love the shirts! Keep up the good work.

author: ooffaa
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:46:23

I'd wear "Zombie Nomz" due to the inevitable fact that i'll look like one after festival.

author: Frankafonefabrics
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:48:31

id wear goliath.

because id be just like him, joyfully covered in music just as he is covered in little red people.

plus we'd both be rocking some converse

author: lodasi
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:49:32

I'd wear "City of Freaks." The nip slip is a great conversation starter.

author: ContinuityIssue
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:50:34

Going to P4K since it started, there's always a sea of Threadless shirts out there. Some repeaters. But if I were to wear a shirt, it would probably be my very first threadless shirt. Before I even knew who you guys where (and had to look you guys up) It would be "My Pet Human" because it bought it at the Wired Nextfest at Navy Pier just cause i thought it was a cool shirt with a cool design. So it would be more sentimental value of me wearing it. Plus you don't want to be that guy/girl with the band shirt on of the band your seeing. Or that guy/girl with their overly cleaver self referential shirt on either. So I think "My Pet Human" is a good choice for such an event. Because robots and humans alike just want to listen.

author: voiddarkness
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:51:37

I'd wear the "Spiritual Symphony" so I can hear all the music in my mind, body, and soul.

author: specialkevin
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:51:45

I would rock "Golden Afternoon" because Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll would make for a golden afternoon at Pitchfork.

author: DeadlyLittleLilly
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:52:21

" Bye Bye Apocalypse" because it is an awesome design that I think represents myself and Pitchfork with its deadly romantic style that shouts out rock, fun, death, and life. Loving how it represents the human condition.

author: mezo
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:52:48

Cat On A Skateboard would be my t-shirt date because nobody can mess with a cat when its zipping past on a skateboard....except for maybe a Jesus Lizard.

author: Wingag05
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:53:40

I'd definitely wear "Progeny" to the festival. Keyboards and Rockin' guitars shall unite for an epic proportion of music awesomeness!

author: threadlessara
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:54:57

Gangway, scurvy swabs!

I would wear the Undercover Pirate shirt!

At any given time, all over the world, Undercover Pirates are among us, behaving normally to make a paycheck. They wear a contact in one eye, detatch the ruffles from their Brooks Brothers dress shirts, and replace their swords with iPhones.

Undercover Pirates love Pitchfork Music Festival. They can loosen their ties, adorn their ears with gold earrings, and leave their briefcases at home to engage in squalor of all sorts. There'll be plenty of booty, wenches, and grub.

No promises they'll be civil. But they'll be there.

Even if you can't see them.

http://www.threadless.com/product/461/Undercover_Pirate

author: natebob
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:55:05

i would go with the "The Communist Party " shirt. Because no one throw a party like the communists do. Marx could drink like nobody's business

author: jpliskow
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:55:07

"A City Built on Rock and Roll would be Structurally Unsound"

I think it brings much needed attention that relying on Rock and Roll as a city's structural foundation can be complicated and risky. A city founded in the bed rock of a diverse musical experience is essential.

author: Tkxxx
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:56:39

i would totally wear the Rock Out With Your Cock Out tee shirt, hands down. That tee shirt was meant for rocking and rocking is whats its gonna do. . id wear that shirt to rock out and to look kick ass.

author: bcrider
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:57:34

I'd wear my "Rock is dead... paper killed it" hoodie over my T-Minus shirt because it might get cold and because the orange would make me stand out and not get totally lost. I also think wearing that hoodie would get me a lot of Rock, Paper, Scissors requests!

author: ishquez
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:59:31

I would wear sea beard as I wish I could grow an indie beard as impressive as that. Since I can't grow something as impressive as that at least I have a shirt to show off to Doug Martsch!

author: verdandi
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 11:59:36

I'd wear the Zombies only want you for your brain because it's so so true. ;)

author: tkidboston
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:01:08

The VIP tickets are 3 day, right? If so, I'd wear Splatter in D Minor (http://www.threadless.com/product/1045/Splatter_In_D_Minor) for the first day as this is a great concert shirt- its my go to for most concerts.

The second day would be I Listen to Bands That Don't Even Exist Yet (http://www.threadless.com/product/917/I_listen_to_bands_that_don_t_even_exist_yet). Its a great shirt and great for indie shows or indie towns. It'd be perfect for Pitchfork.

Final day I'd have to go with Now That's Dope (http://www.threadless.com/product/1053/Now_That_s_Dope). Another great music shirt and its just so much fun!!

author: americanmary
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:02:42

I'd wear "Kill Monotony," since clearly the lion is P4K Festival, the zebra is Lolla, and the rainbow is a music-filled summer in Chicago. Because while the Pitchfork vs. Lollapalooza arguement is ever-present, no one can contest that attending multiple outdoor music festivals yields an excellent summer/color explosion.

author: nudelz
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:03:10

"That Old Movie Magic"

Because then I can walk around the festival and pretend I am at the wrong place all day long. I could bring my 8mm camera, a director chair and my Criterion Collection Checklist (I've got all but 9!)

Then, I'd act all surprised that instead of screens and dark rooms there are stages, real people and lots of sun.

How droll!

author: MrBlueberryMuffin
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:03:35

YEAH! Attitude. Its just such a positive tshirt. And isn't that reason good enough?

author: drunkenunicorn
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:07:01

id wear "father grows best," and it would be totes ironic because i am not a father. and then id fit in with all the other ironic people and not shave or bathe for 3 days. and id stew in my own juices of self satisfaction and sweat and be lauded by everyone i met. although they would not laud out loud- they would give furtive looks which i would decode as approval. and id go around saying things like, "the national are soooo overated," and "i was listening to the pains of being pure at heart years ago. it would be a hoot.

http://www.threadless.com/product/1684/Father_Grows_Best

author: RichCo
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:07:40

I''d wear "if you find me dead, make it look like I was doing something cool" because its a music festival and you should be enjoying it to the greatest amount possible. And if you so happen to party till death..........

author: TheSchwartz
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:07:56

"Infinity MPG" is the shirt for me!

Not only does this design represent the mode of transport that I, and hopefully every "green" one of us will be taking to and from the festival, but, it's also dark enough to disguise all of the booze, ketchup, mustard, relish, filth, and other goodies that i'll likely manage to spill all over myself throughout the course of the kick-ass festival madness!

Was that a run-on?

author: roses
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:07:59

I WANT TO STAND OUT.

Friday, I would wear PARTY ANIMAL to kickoff the p4k fest on a rockin' good foot. (yo la tengo

Saturday, I would wear BEAUTY BEFORE DEATH, partly just because I love this tee, partly because beauty is music, partly because I should wear my fave tee as I listen to my fave band (Beirut). Late in the evening, as the fun fest really got wild, I would slip into LEADER and show everyone how to have a great time.

Sunday is psychedelic. I would wear ELECTRIC SKY and boogie like crazy to the flaming lips, grizz bear, and blitzen trapper.

Yeah!

author: kbusse
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:12:39

I would wear the "Super Mega Fun" shirt because ice cream is cool, which also describes Pitchfork Fest. Plus, it makes me look indie and I can fit into the crowd.

author: foonshoe
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:13:55

I'd wear my red MP3 tee. Why? Because how much more fitting could a tee be than that one when worn at a music fest like PFORK where we will all be annihilated by the sweet sweet sounds of that stellar lineup?!

Ok, so I answered a question with a question... please don't hold it against me! Cheers and aI hope to be lucky enough to see you there!

author: TonySheng
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:14:14

HI THREADLESS!

I would wear

ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN THROUGH INTERPRETIVE DANCE

for obvious reasons (I'll be dancing like a maniac the entire time) until it got soaked in sweat at which point I would switch to

FACE

because it says "pop" with its eyes and that would be ironic at pitchfork but not really because there is so much pop there now so the irony would be ironic so... meta-irony? All from a t-shirt.

It would be so excellent if you picked me. I'm from the Chicago area and have never gone...

Love,

Tony

author: HeatherR64
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:17:24

I'm sure tons of people already said this, but "I Listen to Bands that Don't Exist Yet" seems appropriate, both because some of the crowd will recognize it and its coolness and because some of them won't and will be the target of the joke.

author: alisp
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:18:38

I'd wear my Hypotamoose shirt for no reason other than the fact that I wear it so often that I'm pretty sure it wouldn't come off even if I tried.

author: airicmac
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:19:13

I'd wear my fashion faux pas shirt because we all know the true faux pas is to wear the shirt of the band playing.

author: bananasdontsk8
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:20:06

Friday: friday, I'm in love [if I won, I would be even more in love with Threadless!]

Saturday: the drummer [I always fall for the drummer]

Sunday: music snob [yes, I am]

extra, just in case one gets too hot, sweaty, or spilled upon: grandpa cassette

author: ConspiracyX
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:22:07

Indie music festivals need snarky shirts, especially big type ones. That's why I think the "I supplement my personality with witty shirts" will do just fiiiiiiiine :)

author: skylookslikearoad
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:24:02

i'd most likely wear THE DARK SIDE OF THE GARDEN tee, cause it's pretty vintage threadless, and vintage is always hip, plus I love star wars and everyone i see should know that.

author: stentorsrevenge
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:24:43

UM, I'd wear Mr. Mittens' Big Adventure because not only is it the most ridiculously awesome shirt ever, but also because some electro imagery is needed to counter the absurd amount of neo-folk exhibited at Pitchfork.

author: kwarmack
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:28:18

My drummer helped me.

Count the syllables.

In this haiku.

Obviously, I will be wearing "The Drummer" with high hopes that the drummers at Pitchfork will be able to keep a beat better than my drummer :)

author: jetblaqk
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:29:09

I'd wear "I listen to bands that don't even exist yet." Because I had no clue who some of the bands on the festival were. BUT I'm dying to see Flaming Lips and M83!

author: ryrocksthesuburb
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:29:27

i'd definitely rock the "refresh your ego" tee all three days. let's be honest with oursleves guys, were all pitchfork worshiping hipsters, and our egos are huge. were not afraid to listen to indie artists, and we want to make sure you know we listened to them before anyone. matt & kim, grizzly bear, wavves? i f**king discovered those bands motherf**ker.

what ego? i dont have an ego...

author: thisresa
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:30:35

Grandpa Cassette, of course. Gotta keep it old school.

author: jparkesq
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:31:47

i'd wear "stabby mcknife" to Pitchfork, for several reasons:

1. it lets people know not to mess with me -- if they step to this, they're gonna get cut

2. indie types are all about sneering and acting cooler than -- this fits in nicely with that!

3. also letting pitchfork know that a pitchfork will never beat a knife when push comes to shove!

plus it's not so obvious why i'm wearing it (not to knock the "rock out w/yr cock out and "grizzly" ppl out there)

author: SirFlailsALot
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:33:42

I'd wear "Octopus on yo' Shirt" because a pitchfork is almost like a trident and that's what I'd be using to hunt all the octopus at the music festival if I was able to go.

author: kchio
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:34:19

I'd wear "There's no crying in breakfast" because it is the first (and favorite) threadless shirt I bought for myself - the start of my addiction.

author: courtneypoddig
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:35:34

"The Drummer" because Cymbals Eat Guitars! I'm pretty sure a raccoon playing drums would destroy anything...

author: Phoss
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:35:39

I'd wear my favorit shirt, No-Arms McSneakers, because it's mindblowing design would be perfect match for seeing the Flaming Lips.

author: timbococ
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:37:00

The internet was closed so I thought I'd come outside today. I'll head out Californee way, see what I can find.

I assume there is wifi in one or more VIP areas, and I'll need to keep my phone charged so I can stream live video to all the noobs above me (and to those who arrived below, post-commentually).

:)

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/166179

author: franklarry
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:39:49

communist party, because hipsters are pinko commies

author: samorama
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:42:28

I would wear I Love the (Eighteen) 80s because music sounds better on a gramophone.

author: KitKatLove
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:43:22

Hi there,

I'd wear "A Very Naughy Bear". There's nothing better than looking at Winnie the Pooh as a savage grizzly bear (props to the band!) fighting off the likes of Piglet, Rabbit and Tigger. And I just love the slain Eeyore in the background...he was always a Debbie Downer anyways.

This shirt encompasses my love of childhood memories, my constant ability to take joyful, happy things and turn them comically dark and twisted, and ultimately would make me feel more connected to the band I want to see most - GRIZZLY BEAR!

author: kmarrero
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:43:55

I would wear my "I listen to bands that don't even exist yet" because it's tan and won't make me sweat like crazy, and it's totally the mindset of most of the population attending Pitchfork. Double Whammy!

author: pokanoka
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:46:09

Tee: MP3

Why: Straight to the point tee with the most comments from passerbys. Plus, army men look cool playing the guitar.

author: chemi hydro
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:50:11

This one is crazy easy:

I'd wear "Star Men in Moon's Milk" to go see Built To Spill, because it has the Big Dipper on it. Plus, it even has a Car.

author: scarlet_woman
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:52:46

I'd wear "Peace and Hate..." as a social commentary on the hipster culture. Also, I look quite ravishing in green.

author: TreeRabbit
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:57:23

I'd wear Piece of Meat, because last time I went to a big concert my friends and I all wore it (ten people total)-- it was easy to find each other, other people in the crowd were using our group as a landmark ("Yeah, come find us just to the right of the meat shirt people"), and we got some very entertaining questions about them (to which myriad answers can be fabricated. E.g. when asked, "What's with the meat shirts?" it is perfectly acceptable to reply, "We're part of a cult."). Also, punny jokes abounded, and irony was in no short supply (three of our group were vegetarian). All in all, having a group of meat-shirted concertgoers made the experience even more awesome than it would have been otherwise.

author: Keemg12
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 12:57:34

"She Doesn't Even Realize" definitely, as a tribute to The Flaming Lips in response to "Do You Realize?" It's my favorite threadless shirt, worn the perfect number of times so it's formed to me, but hasn't faded too much from the wash. I get lots of comments on it and even more thoughtful looks - a mark of a great Threadless shirt...

Plus only one other person has mentioned it so I would most unlikely not be committing the fashion faux pas of wearing the same shirt as everyone else ;0

If we're planning for three days, I'd also wear "Ah Munna Eat Choo" just because I love watching people stare at my shirt, mouthing out the words to figure out what the muffin is saying and "Stalagmite vs. Stalagtite" because it's cute on the front and back, so there would be something for everyone around to see.

author: artstarr
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 13:00:07

"I listen to bands that don't even exist yet."

why?

Cause pitchfork has to be the most painfully hip festival in all the land.

and also, it looks damn good.

author: brownstar
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 13:03:54

"Living in Harmony"

because Pitchfork is going to have a range of incredible artists. Acoustic, Electric, and Awesome.

author: elsherbini
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 13:04:19

On Friday:

because I'd be an out-of-towner braving Chicago's public transportation system to get to my friend's house for the night.

On Saturday: (if I ever make it home the night before)

in homage to Zach Condon's Elephant Gun and because it looks kickin with brown pants and a beard.

On Sunday:

For Mew's song "The Zookeeper's Boy," but mostly because it's awesome to have an oversized-print giraffe on your chest.

Can you tell I'm a biology major?

author: mgperrin11
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 13:05:02

I'd be wearing this one, as I wear it to every festival 'cause it's so incredibly sweet

author: BookMountainMan
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 13:05:36

"The Internet Was Closed So I Thought I'd Come Outside Today"

Catching good music with the internet = Easy but lame

Catching good music at Pitchfork = Easy and Awesome

author: DoubtfulDella
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 13:06:01

I'd wear the "Let Me Explaing Through Interpretive Dance"

Now... I shall explain wy through interpretive dance ;)

author: qwertyasher
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 13:08:22

i'd wear "I listen to bands that don't exist yet", but i'd turn it inside out, because only real hipsters get to be vip's at super-indie music fests, and real hipsters don't need to advertise how hip they are, but it would always be there so i could pull the collar out a bit and look down and see it there, a confirmation of how hip i am by listening to bands that don't exist yet

i'd probably also cut it into a deep-v neck and write BRITNEY SPEARS on the inside part (which is now facing out) because irony

then i'd probably get in a drinking contest with the black lips and throw up on cole alexander on stage

yeah thatd be pretty deck

author: weerd_science
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 13:08:43

I would wear my 'Night and Day' shirt because Pitchfork lasts pretty long and it would look incredible all during the day. Not to mention, i wouldnt even need to change it at night because of the awesome glowage on that shirt after an amazing day in the awesome chicago sun.

author: vansjustkidding
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 13:09:32

I would wear the Supervision T because I would not take my husband with me to the festival. I would take my best girlfriend & we would behave as though we were totally unsupervised- because we would be totally unsupervised.

author: jonathanmb256
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 13:13:42

I would wear "Octadecapus" to keep up with my setlist request and the playful sealife theme on my favorite Yo La Tengo album.

author: fyuglin
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 13:18:36

the morning after tee. this shirt is classic and surely can grab a lot of attention at a music fest like pitchfork! the shirt has everything. bizarre - clown. striking/happy - yellow. puking rainbow - who doesn't like that? the shirt just spells out fun on the person who's wearing it!

author: cupcakes2
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 13:22:01

"in case of zombies", the obvious choice for everyone's education and protection.

author: smcadams
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 13:23:04

I would wear "Grandpa Cassette". Really I dont need a reason other than it is a bad ass shirt, But if I had to give a reason it would be that the most people who attend pitchfork ( myself included) grew up on cassettes, now we all live on our iPods. Its really a deep social commentary on the finite nature of objects. In reality the shirt brings to light the finite nature of the human experience... or maybe its just a rad t-shirt. Really you could go either way...

author: kattattack
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 13:25:53

I'd wear "IOWA: Cooler than California since 2009" because it's just true. California has had it's hayday, and now it's Iowa's turn, and everyone needs to know.

author: mrp1222
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 13:28:10

I'd wear "Now that's dope" on Friday because it combines taste in music and sense of humor, two important things when at a music festival. I'd wear "Solitary Dream Pt2" the next day because of the amazing city that is Chicago. The last day I'd wear "Flowing Inspiration" because that shirt is made of awesome and so is Pitchfork.

author: RandRord
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 13:35:50

I would wear "The Communist Party" and "Afternoon Delight". I have never worn those shirts without being complimented on them at least once. Since I would be traveling, I'll need new festival friends.

author: twangerific
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 13:41:17

Well, I would of course wear Stupid Raisins! Stay Out of my Cookies! for a myriad of reasons:

For starters, raisins suck.

Secondly, the shiny white tee would keep me cool as a cucumber (not to mention so fresh and so cleanclean).

Thirdly, given the quantity of people present and the abundance of hiding places, there's bound to be hundreds, if not thousands of lurking raisins just pining to get inside my cookies.

Finally, I've heard rumors that Zach Condon of Beirut hates raisins (and by rumors I mean the voice in my head), which makes sense because Zach Condon is splendid, and raisins, well, suck.

author: s1kat
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 13:46:15

I would have to wear my favorite shirt, "Renaissance", to give a shout-out to a great era for art. It would also be the second best setting, after Chicago, to hear performances from the best artists of our time! (I'll just pretend :P)

author: pgbigtime
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 13:59:22

I would wear Choose Your Own Adventure! because that's what the 3 bands at once and friends with lesser taste make you do.

author: Blank Space
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 14:29:29

The AV shirt because you would be rocking out in the front row of the fest and everybody behind you would be looking at one another thinking, "Where did that cool guy/gal get that ridiculously awesome shirt?" and you would be in the front thinking, "Thanks, Threadless."

I know this from personal experience, I own the shirt.

author: xyu
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 14:29:41

I would wear the Cookies & Milk Tee by Jess Fink because I go hand in hand with the Pitchfork Music Festival just like Cookies and Milk. We share the same bond. "I love you!" =).

author: Batteries Included
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 14:30:41

I would wear The Mystery of Mission Six because it fits in the most with the general population of people who will be there, while still being an obscure enough reference to be completely awesome.

author: mgill52
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 14:32:13

I would wear all 51 of my shirts at once. Why? to keep warm.

author: homocidal_mop
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 14:32:48

I would wear "Electric Sky" because the bright colors would help me stand out in the crowds of hipster clones!

author: Undercover
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 14:41:51

"Now That's Dope"

because, indeed, that's what I'd be thinking if I were able to rock out to all that magic those talented musicians make

also, that shirt seems to catch the attention of other Threadless fans (based on past experiences)

which always leads to smiles, high fives, and good vibes

and what could make Pitchfork anymore complete than those three things? Well, those and some kind of cereal stand.

author: Pawnee20
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 14:42:01

It would have to be "Living in Harmony" because it shows the multitude of variation that just one instrument can exert and represents the ingenuity and creativity that the human mind can have with it.

author: Pawnee20
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 14:44:10

It would have to be "Living in Harmony" because it shows the level of variation that one instrument can exert and represents the level of ingenuity and creativity that the human mind and soul is capable of.

author: EiFF3L
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 14:48:31

I would wear "Real Bear Hugs are Often Fatal" because Grizzly Bear kills and I want to promote "Safe Hugging".

author: delusional_darling
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 14:52:14

I'd wear "RED", because festivals can make people pretty rowdy. No one messes with someone wearing a gun-toting Lil' Red Riding Hood on their chest.

author: saka288
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 15:17:15

I'd wear "Put your best foot forward ...and you shake it all about" because not only is it about music and dancing (with a good message about doing your best and having fun), but more importantly, it would elicit smiles from many people as they remember the days of dancing to the hokey pokey.

author: NetThreadless
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 15:18:34

Would totally wear "Now That's Dope."

I think comedy and music is just one of the best combinations. :D

author: rustandcyanide
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 15:19:15

I would wear "The Communist Party." Ummm... just because it's my favorite shirt EVAR

author: dr4gn
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 15:33:47

"Rock HOWTO"

Because a handy howto never hurts.

author: firemaplegirl
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 15:38:26

I's wear "Introduction to Molecular Bonding" because it succinctly communicates that I'm an uber-geek that likes to have fun. And of course, this will lead to molecular bonding with new friends from the fest ;)

author: jmilton
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 15:38:32

I would wear the Golden Afternoon tee as I think it describes what Pitchfork is all about, and hopefully each day of Pitchfork will include a true golden afternoon

author: ZombieDoll
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 15:42:30

I'd wear "Mob Musicians", cause it totally shows off how badass bands can be, haha. All these bands will give you an offer you can refuse. ;)

Or, "Contraband", cause you never do know what's in those musicians cases! And glow in the dark action is definitely a must have at concerts.

author: Pandaman27
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 15:44:00

I'm really freaking tall.

I'll be wearing Giraffes United Against Ceiling Fans. Not only that, but I'll be getting to Pitchfork Fest early. By giving me a VIP pass, you will be saving some poor fan behind me who will be wishing they not only could see, but that I was FOR ceiling fans.

author: hellochello
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 15:51:09

I would most likely wear SEA BEARD because it's my favorite shirt ever and I tend to wear it whenever I go out and do cool stuff!

BONUS! I'm pretty sure my boyfriend would wear ODE TO JOY because it looks awesome. (:

author: AWHosmon
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 16:20:58

I would wear "Instant Pool Party" because ideally Chicago's summer will actually show up by then and the idea of a refreshing pool party would help me stay in a cool mentality while I'm out in the sun all day checking out the bands.

author: elcheeserpuff
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 16:28:56

I would wear the "Communist Party" shirt because it looks like a good time and I'd definitely be having a good time at Pitchfork.

author: xprettyasacarcrash
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 16:35:22

I'd wear the "Allow Me to Explain Through Interpretive Dance," because I tend to dance when I hear music. I'm not sure if people would be able to discern what I'm saying by my dancing, but it'd be fun to try.

author: myndtrypp
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 16:43:15

i would wear the "summer's passing" shirt each day, because the concert seems to be in the middle of the summer and each day is a day that summer passes. woot.

author: ararejul
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 16:47:05

If I could go to Pitchfork's festival I'd definitely "Music Snob" and "I Listen to Bands That Don't Even Exist Yet" because they bring a bit of humor to concerts that will be full of people that are very into the underground music scene!

author: taconey
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 16:55:11

I would wear the Infinity MPG to blend in with the hipsteratti and conceal the fact that I will probably drive there....BUT ONLY BECAUSE MY BIKE GOT STOLEN AND I CAN'T AFFORD A NEW ONE!!!

author: WallsReallyWork
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 16:56:17

id wear bear hug! itsd an awesome and subtle shirt as well as beign the perfect garb to a grizzly bear concert.

author: Brishen
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 17:11:01

I would wear MP(3), because I plan on going into the military. Admittedly, it isn't much of a reason, but I still think its a great tee

author: cthorlton
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 17:14:59

I don't know which threadless shirt i would wear, honestly i just want some VIP passes.

Hey look, the singer from Braid!

author: MotileTarget
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 17:20:14

I'd wear "The Madness of Mission 6" because it was the shirt I wore to my first music festival- Lollapollooza in 2008. Boy! What an expreience that was! The shirt functions as an allegory for what that day and night, were like for me. In fact, I would go so far as to say the shirt is an allegory for all mind bending musical extravaganzas!

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author: Mel5Ba
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 17:20:18

I would wear 'I Listen to Bands That Don't Even Exist Yet' because let's face it half the reason you head to a music festival is to discover new bands and sometimes you see the bands that are going forward on a smaller scale and haven't been 'discovered' yet by mainstreamers. I love this shirt too it's just funny...there is always music in my head!

author: jcmoor2
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 17:33:10

I would wear the "The internet was closed so I thought I'd come outside today." This would be an exacting description of the Pitchfork music festival. That the festival is the embodiment of what the internet site stands for. So when it's closed it has transferred to a real space. I would definitely go with this incredibly literal shirt!

author: bankyedw
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 17:38:45

I'd wear "Long Journey". What a fantastic shirt to wear outside in the sun on a hot Chicago summer day. The art is beautiful, the color scheme shines, and it will look good on me all day and well into the night. That shirt is so sharp it could carve a turkey.

author: Sari.
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 17:44:55

I would wear Rock HOWTO ... just in case there's anyone around who is in doubt of what they should be doing. Plus, its understated message means people can pay attention to the BANDS as it should be!

This is, of course, dependant on two things: first, that I actually owned that particular shirt, and second, that I could make it to Chicago... ;)

author: ceschei
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 18:38:21

i'd pick 'puppet in love'. long story...here goes. my boyfriend and i met in a puppetry class in college. thus, puppets in general have tremendous sentimental value. as far as pitchfork goes, next to my boyfriend, i'd say the pitchfork site/festival is a close second to having my heart.

author: poisonberry
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 18:41:21

"Party Animal"

The most awesomest-freekin-rock-festival tshirt EVER!

author: fonzarelli
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 19:11:42

For 3 days of the Pitchfork Music Fest, I'd wear 3 shirts that help epitomize the site's philosophies.

Day 1: I'd Rather Play Records Than Break Them

The festival has a record fair, where you can find all kinds of great LPs. Screw mp3s and CDs.

Day 2: Ice Cream Cheerleading Stunt

Let's not forget about The Ice Cream Man! The guy shows up to Pitchfork every year to give out free ice cream. Plus, it's always hot and they do have ice cream available for purchase (not to mention VEGAN ice cream for those who love animals a little too much)

Day 3: The Average Bear

Oh, the fickle Pitchfork likes to promote bands and say nice things about them, then hit them with some backlash. Grizzly Bear is tops right now, but a year from now, they may be getting dumped on. Call it the future view of the band. (note: I really do love me Grizzly Bear)

author: dsayyed
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 19:40:28

"My friends aren't imaginary, just invisible and shy." Because I just moved to Chicago 4 days ago...so I'll be going alone. :)

Perhaps one of the guys from Frightened Rabbit will see this and sense my sad. But they'll play Keep Yourself Warm, and all will be well again.

author: Rutti
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 19:46:01

I would wear the 'start walking behind me. we can start a parade.' t-shirt to pitchfork because I think it would be totally fun and cliche to start a parade like conga line.

author: jipcurl
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 19:54:08

I'd wear a shirt that says "WHO DO I HAVE TO FUCK TO GET BACKSTAGE PASSES". What's wrong with some honesty, right?

author: jipcurl
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 20:00:29

p.s. I misread the rules and for that I understand any penalty that i'll occur. But, to my own defense, wouldn't it be funny to have a such a forward message on a shirt?! C'monnnnn.

author: poptartsinbed
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 20:36:52

I'd wear my Take Me To Tokyo shirt because (a) I'm totally hitching a ride to Pitchfork in the back of the Threadless-free-ticket-mobile and (b) I never outgrew my dinosaur/robot/Godzilla phase of childhood. And bonus, at the end of a couple days in the sun, my face will match my pink shirt.

author: MC Grammar
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 20:57:34

I'd wear "And how are you feeling today?" on the first night because the idea of getting to see Yo La Tengo and Built to Spill back to back makes me so excited it feels like my brain is melting.

The second day I'd wear "Splash of Senses" because I think I'd still be feeling overwhelmed that I came all the way from Rochester, NY to Chicago and was able to see these amazing bands for free. This shirt is definitely the epitome of feeling over-stimulated. Plus it's a sunny little splash of color.

The third day I'd wear "The Red", because undoubtedly some really tall dude will try to stand in front of me like a huge human wall while I'm trying to catch a glimpse of Frightened Rabbit. As usual I'll have to yell at him to move out of my way and if he gets an attitude I'll just make a "What?" gesture and he'll look down at my bloody shirt and know not to mess with me.

Also, as you can see from my profile pic I�m ready to get down.

author: dabigkid
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 21:08:21

I would wear "The Helium Menagerie" because that very shirt got the attention of a girl that I went out with for two months. (She dumped me in part because I'm "usually smelly.") A recollection of events: she said, "hey, nice shirt." I asked her out. And you can fill in the extraneous details yourself. So I guess my odds of getting girls increases when I wear that shirt. The shirt is lucky, I swear. I wear it almost every day; five days a week, on average. (I figure I can go two days a week without being such a hunk.) I'm actually wearing it right now, and I'll wear it tomorrow, because if I don't then I have no chance of winning this contest! I might finally wash it in time for the Pitchfork Music Festival. Maybe.

author: andersonjl
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 21:09:00

I would wear "fake pandas have more fun" because I think it embodies the spirit of pitchfork. It has the subtle hidden elements which once noted really stand out, just like these incredible bands some of which are well-known and some of which are on their way to be fully appreciated.

author: Olimar7
date: on Jul 9, 2009
time: at 23:30:13

I would borrow my friend's "I Listen to Bands that Don't Exist Yet" t-shirt, simply because i wouldn't be able to resist the irony of the situation. I mean, it would be hilarious to be surrounded by my fellow hipsters, who listen to the same bands i do, and be pretentious together.

author: Blinkzzbabi182
date: on Jul 10, 2009
time: at 00:28:53

I would wear my "Extra Pulp" shirt because it is my favorite Threadless tee right now. It doesn't have much to do with music, but I've found that when i wear it, it is a great conversation starter and festivals are an excellent way to meet people and be friendly while enjoying good music!

Also, it playfully deals with pop culture, which goes along with music as a pop "art" of this generation

author: dawnwiener
date: on Jul 10, 2009
time: at 03:41:13

Hmmmmm.......I'd probably choose the wildlife: antlers tee so the antlers would have a chuckle when they'd see me in the crowd. And it would be a great alternative to wearing a band shirt of the band I'm seeing, because really, that's a bit douche-y.

author: jill727
date: on Jul 10, 2009
time: at 09:43:51

i'd deifiposilutely wear Hooray for Sarcasm

http://www.typetees.com/product/1615/Hooray_for_sarcasm

i'd wear it at carious outdoor festivals, like pitchfork. then people would come up to me and say "you know, i love sarcasm, too". and i'd ask them "wait, are you being sarcastic, or do you reaaaly love sarcasm?" then we'd both have a laugh.

author: Scf1233
date: on Jul 10, 2009
time: at 18:47:05

i would wear my iowa, cooler than california since 2009 shirt for the public social awareness factor. also, iowa's largest export, second to corn, is bearded flannel wearing kids that love the same music i do so it'll be a shout out to two distinct groups that may even discover each other.

author: fstophere
date: on Jul 11, 2009
time: at 08:43:10

I would wear my Peace & Hate shirt because it is such a great looking tee! Every time I wear it - I meet so many new people because it is such a great conversation starter! And I can think of no other place that I would love to go and meet new people. I love the simple, yet poignant image of the grenade and the peace dove on this t-shirt. So powerful! Also, I really love to tell people about how anyone can submit a t-shirt design and have a chance to be printed as a Threadless Tee. Very inspiring and empowering.

author: princessbananahammock
date: on Jul 12, 2009
time: at 00:59:17

"I listen to bands that don't even exist yet." because its funny and ironic, and i like the color, duh.

author: mofoggamofogga
date: on Jul 12, 2009
time: at 19:51:30

the "fake pandas have more fun" because i want to make sure that the rule applies to ALL situations, including music festivals.

author: wonderwilma
date: on Jul 15, 2009
time: at 00:31:46

without a doubt, i would wear "imaginary of cloud." now, on the surface, many would wonder "what the hell does that have to do with a music festival?" but with a closer look at the band's lineup, the answer becomes clear. the tee is basically a mess of animals all clustered together...in case some of you havent yet noticed, a common trend among indie bands as of late is to name themselves after some adorable forest-dwelling creature. in this single shirt the jesus lizard, plants and animals, bowerbirds, the antlers, grizzly bear, frightened rabbit, and killer whales are all captured. the only animal band left out is tortoise...but i figure tortoise is too underground and off-beat to want to be included, anyways. yeah?

anywho....i dare you to find any other tee on the site that encompasses THAT much of pitchfork. booya. right? okay, i hope...

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