I wanted to do something cool about the FreeMasons but this is all I've got so far.

Really funny!

how do I make it more "threadless"ish?

What's with the handwritten corn products in the corner? Are you saying there's a secret elite organization controlling all corn production and usage? If so, isn't there a funnier or more attractive way to show that idea?

you forgot the most important thing, The eye, try to incorporate it to your design