A better title would be appreciated. Whoever suggests a really good one gets a free tee is this gets printed.

I love the idea! I think it might be good to try one more color so that it looks a little more real. It's cool the way it is too.

"Home Despot Camo"

"Private Plywood"

Arsonists who burn new construction sites or thieves who steal the supplies just left lying around by those construction workers, may find a use for this.

If you ever take your wife/girlfriend/mistress to the lumber yard and don't want her to find you again until you're good and ready, you need this.

If you're ever in Florida in hurricane season, please remember I'm not responsible if you get nailed over someone's window.