Tell your children... BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
More color options here:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/claudecub2/JUSTSAYNOoptions.jpg

The mustache looks flat. Add some highlighting to it.

You're right, Kojima. I knew there was something off about this.

I love this idea. Admittedly it took my hungover brain a while to realise it was a wig in the "(\)" but I'm gonna blame myself for that. One tiny thing that ended up bugging me was the positioning of his pupils.. but that's me being really fussy after looking at it for too long. Anyway I'll buy it

Thanks, jimography! I appreciate the vote of confidence.

I'm a rookie artist, so there are certain things I'm not great at yet. Hearing about the things that bug you is exactly what I need to make this design better.

Should I just remove the no-wig sign? I don't think I can draw a better wig!