I'm not really sure of the sentence in english, so please don't hurt me !!! ;)

"I ordered it without olives!" is how i'd say it

Maybe, "I didn't order olives!"

or "I said no olives!" would be a funnier way to put it

"I specifically asked for NO OLIVES!"

or just "I said no olives!" like the poster above mentioned

I'd like to see some other background colors - a lighter color might make it 'pop' a little better.

Frank is right the second time - "I said no olives!" is the funniest, most concise way to say what you want to say.

Definitely go with 'I said no olives!'

Where's his egyptian fanny pack?

Does she get a free six pack of Cobra Cola?

cool concept, but i'd never wear it

How about shorter and wider across the chest? Perhaps you may be able to expand the story. But even without, I like the concept. I think it would work better on a lighter shirt, a color that is more like sand or stone?

I agree with the re-wording, and I think the Egyptian style is a unique concept.